Phyllis-teen

Under its original spelling Philistine, it's defined as those who are smug, ignorant and indifferent to intellectual pursuits.

"Phyllis-teen" (often shortened to PT) expounds upon the original definition and refers to women of little, intrinsic value - often named Phyllis, Lisa or Courtney. A woman whose narrow view on life often includes a disdain of all cultures (except her own), pure hatred for children and a life focused on having her partner pay for all her shit because she's a spoiled beeyotch and he's a fucktard.

Essentially, phyllis-teens are spoiled skanks and racist baby-haters. A phyllis-teen would eat a child's innards and turn its skin into a Gucci belt if given the chance.

That PT told my girlfriend that most babies are annoying and that she wants to smack their faces off sometimes. Phyllis-teen then told her that she'd consider getting preggo so her BF would have to marry her...or pay child support.

by StynkStar August 11, 2006

Teen Wolf

A girl, also known as a ho or a broadthat neglects to shave her muff, therefore when you depants her and find your afro suprise, you yell "teen wolf!" and howl like a banshee.

I took of Kelly's thong and I let out the biggest teen wolf ever. I couldn't believe a girl that fine didn't keep her snatch trimmed up.

by Donnie Vomit January 12, 2006

Horny teen

Basically another word for retard. Everyone on the Internet is a fucking horny teen and I fucking hate it!

If you're a horny teen reading this, please get some help and stay off the Internet. If you're horny just keep it to yourself, it's that simple. No one (besides other horny teens) wants to hear how horny you are so PLEASE, PLEASE KEEP IT TO YOURSELF!

by I eat poop 69 May 14, 2022

teenage boy phobia

the act/ fear/ DEEP FUCKING HATRED of a male aged from 10-20.
teenage boys can be emo, racist, retards, slow, a lesbian's tool
those with teenage boy phobia should avoid any guys that

1. dont smile

2. Have wide eyes. it means they are either emo or a dufus

3. seem to know a lot and

4. are horny all the time
see teenaged boys

Eliza: Omg ian's such an ass

Sarai: Tell me about it. I have teenage boy phobia.

Eliza: its a good thing your a lesbian then.

by Mimiaru September 27, 2009

Teen Angst

A very serious Non-existent mental condition that medical doctors tend to confuse for Bi-polar disorder. Solely giving teens a reason to bitch and moan about nothing important.

My Vagina hurts, I have teen angst.

My dad says I display homosexual tendencies and says it's because I'm full of teen angst... and faggotry.

by Pseudonymous87 July 8, 2011

teen mother

A women from the age of 13 to 18 who has a child.

I refuse to add 19 to the teen mother age because my mom had me at 19 and at that point I think she was as mature as she ever would/could be.

by fangsup96 July 28, 2009

teening

often used by more mature young adults...or more commonly used by teachers at BHS.

meanings:
1) gossiping
2) whining: ex/"That's not fair!"
3) other annoying traits teens have.

"No teening!"
"Stop teening!"

by 3mber February 17, 2008