by systemhobo October 9, 2008

by Eggspectacular7 September 5, 2025

1. Cutie-tanks are always very cute and loveable, they have never said a bad thing about anyone. Although they think that they are not very good at most things they usually excel at EVERYTHING that they do. Cutie-tanks always have some form of martial arts behind them, which makes them lethal weapons... they should not be messed with. Cutie-tanks always come with a best friend who will threaten to beat any boy who hurts their Cutie-tank to the ground with bricks in their purse. Cutie-tanks have amazing personalities and are extremely beautiful inside and out, they know themselves and always try and help others. Supportive and understanding a true Cutie-tank will never let her friends feel like they are alone, even if they are being inconsolable morons who constantly complain about an ex that they dated for under two months. Altogether amazing. Usually are named Bianca.
Ex:
Guy 1: Holy crap did you see that cute girl kick that guys ass for being mean to her best friend?!
Guy 2: Yeah! She's awesome! I think her name is Bianca
Guy 1: Must be a Cutie-tank
Guy 1: Holy crap did you see that cute girl kick that guys ass for being mean to her best friend?!
Guy 2: Yeah! She's awesome! I think her name is Bianca
Guy 1: Must be a Cutie-tank
by SmartChick18 November 14, 2011

by Jake 9 April 27, 2017


When you have just enough fuel to get to a petrol station but fuel deliveries are impossible due to a corrupt and incompetent government making a right bollocks of the supply chain by limiting the free movement of labour.
As is often seen in post-Brexit Great Britain.
As is often seen in post-Brexit Great Britain.
Employee on phone: “Sorry guv, I can’t make it in today, tank holiday, innit?”
Boss: “Not you as well‽ Sigh. Thanks for letting me know.”
Boss: “Not you as well‽ Sigh. Thanks for letting me know.”
by Daycoder October 3, 2021

by Bigger Tank March 15, 2024
