Tabloids tablets

Getting addicted to celebrity gossip

He almost inadvertently overdosed on Tabloids tablets and
Complained relentlessly about being Zonked out of celebracket.

by Hercolena Oliver May 2, 2010

Tabloid Aesthetic

A phrase coined by fashion designer Steves Peeps in 2017. It conveys an "I don't give a fuck" attitude. It is loosely tied to the outfits and styles Paris Hilton & Lindsay Lohan would wear in 2007 during the TMZ/tabloid explosion of the 2000's. Items can include :

A Chanel purse
Tom Ford sunglasses
Coach bag
Blinged out T-mobile sidekick
Saint Laurent Jeans
A Starbucks cup.

"oh look at that girl shes trying to look like Britney Spears circa 2007 ! that is so Tabloid Aesthetic"

by ChicFashion February 18, 2017

Tabloid Beast

Noun. A Tabloid Beast is a celebrity nonce, often found plastered across the front pages of red top rags or newspapers after a run in with the team at Operation Yewtree

‘Did you see him off the telly’s been arrested!? Yeah turned out he was a tabloid beast’

by PGTips Official February 21, 2023

tablor

guy usually with a great moustache! He is also very hung (like a horse)

I can see it through tablor's pants, hes hung!

by jeborison March 17, 2025

Shiver my tabloids

To express an emphasis

Wow that scared me shiver my tabloids

by Anonymous234321 April 19, 2024

Tabletique

To tabletop an individual, followed immediately by antiqueing the same individual. This typically requires three people: a table, a pusher, and an antiquer.

Dave was tabletiqued tonight, so he has flour in his hair and bruises on his back.

by brakingeven May 27, 2007

tablelize

when an alcoholic drink is left with ice in it to sit on a table.. and the ice begins to melt.. saturating the drink

who tablelize this drink?

by mr frosssst June 14, 2007