wheel out the cripple

the telling of sad, negative or heartbreaking life experiences to make others feel sorry for you
Jesus Tash, don't start talking that shit or mother is going to come in here and wheel out the cripple.
by Macktown January 14, 2019
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When your group comes up with the best unspeakable sex act if the week but it falls short when it is not defined by person the group relied upon. #nevergofulltim, #notmytim, #impeachtim,

The act of traveling highway speeds while getting a blow job by a 70+year old, dentures out.
Timmy's grandma gave me the ole crocheted steering wheel cover on the way over to the house.
by Jethro bo dean August 16, 2023
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Fortune wheel

The best fucking Chinese restaurant on Long Island. Kind of a hidden gem. The carpet hasn’t been changed since the 90’s, there’s one of those little light up fountain decorations at the front, and the menu is in Cantonese and English, so you know the food’s gonna slap
“Have you ever eaten at fortune wheel?” “Hell yeah, their food’s fire. Also, if you haven’t had their unlimited dim sum, that should be on your bucket list
by dragonvaleenjoyer February 29, 2024
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Free Wheeling !

This block is an engine off block that shuts off your cars engine, once you touch it, the car will just slowly roll all the way until you reach the next checkpoint, where the engine turns back on.
I must jump over this "Free Wheeling !" block to get a 45.79
by Josh Eli Newton May 07, 2023
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third wheel and steal

when you're a third wheel for awhile but eventually start dating one of the couple, causing the couple to break up
dang you really went and stole my girl with that third wheel and steal
by masterofspite December 04, 2023
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Regurgitating the wheel

To continually rehash the same negative emotions and behaviors leading to the same negative end and experience.
What is the point in going over old ground, you're simply regurgitating the wheel.
by Lazita May 17, 2015
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spanish wheel

When you are with atleast 7 people you lay down on the ground form your self in to a giant circle and you can either suck someones genitals are someone can shit in your mouth.
Jeff: Uh your breath sucks.
John: Um yeah sorry i was in a spanish wheel yesterday.
by Mrk fls December 09, 2019
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