sexy sam

a nickname used by one of my best friends and him only. literally no one else uses it. i don’t know what else to put here so follow @avlonisc00l on tiktok because they are NOT me and they are so swag!
reminder that this isn’t an inside joke because sam wants the whole world to know 😃😚🤍😃😂😒😃😄

sam: “i am sexy sam”
avalon: “no you’re not”
*insert a debate over sexy sam / no sexy sam*
*avalon wins obviously*

by avavlon April 6, 2021

Sexy baby

A way to get a sexy babys pussy in bed then she will eat your dick and cook it in the oven to save for later and repeat

THAT SEXY BABY IS SO CUTE

by fgresdf April 13, 2023

Sexy Week

A week full of drinking and sex.

Jamie: "How was your holiday?"
Jonas: "It was amazing, it was one sexy week!"

by Mr Mississipi July 8, 2009

Sexy Pikachu

Basically the movie version of detective Pikachu, but he has a ten inch cock and its always in your ass. You can only catch it with masterballs because its too LEGENDARY. Get it, cause you catch the legendary pokemon with a masterball. I'm so funny.

Person 1: BRO THAT SEXY PIKACHU MAKES ME CUM!
Person 2: What the fuck, it's a fucking doll thing.
Person 1: NO! IT'S MY LIFE!
*Person 1 rapes Person 2 with consent and gives Person 2 aids
Person 1: F

by TheManFucker2269 May 10, 2019

sexy vegan

a person who acts like a prick and Is vegan while also not being sexy. Usually, this person is a gay guy with a bunch of weird tattoos.

god chad is such a sexy vegan

by dying slowly334 April 14, 2020

Sexy beast

Sexy beast - normally used for people called “Melissa” these rare creatures radiate beauty . Although they may be seen as sexy and beautiful they normally carry heavy warning , they can be annoying and aggressive if provoked - normally think they are right about everything.

Also can be violently moody if they are not fed

The sexy beast consumed the buffet without taking a breath

by Bourne99 July 6, 2018

sexy monkey

A very attractive monkey.

Reference: Enma, the third hokage's summoning from the anime NARUTO.

Enma is a sexy monkey.

Timothy is a sexy monkey.

by HaleyK January 4, 2008