to kill a panda

to take a dump

"I'm going to kill a panda", Bogdan said, and went to the restroom.

by Roachwriter March 19, 2015

Kill the thermostat

Taking a burn over the top.

Jase: Yeah? Well I fucked your mom last night!
Pete: Bro, my mom's dead...
Jase: And I killed her
Mike: Way to kill the thermostat, Jase...

by Mike 0 January 22, 2008

Cock killing

When someone cock blocks you so bad, with no reason, just to be an asshole.

fran : hey jimmy did u end up dating susan
jimmy: no luke was cock killing my ass so hard... i gave up

by lukeshrew February 27, 2009

Kid Killed

A game or site that lost all of it's fun because of pre-pubescent humans and is now cringy because of said humans.

Man, Minecraft was such a good game before it was Kid Killed.

by ToxicVoltage September 7, 2017

Kill Goblin

An individual with an extraordinary skill to steal kills, or points, from friends and teammates in video games and activities; most times it is unintentional.

Thomas- GOD DAMN IT, Nick stole another one of my fucking kills. That is like the 5th time this round. Fucking kill goblin!

Snow- WHAT THE FUCK, he just stole my kill then shot me in the head, what a cool guy who smells nice and is way funnier than me... always.

by Setton September 13, 2011

Kill-lag

When a game run perfectly, but suddenly lags for a split second, followed by death, in which could have been avoided if not for said lag

I only died because of kill-lag.

Fucking kill-lag.

by Lars Espen January 28, 2012

scavenger kill

the art of "waiting" outside a fight in a first person shooter game , where you wait for the weakest survivor to emerge ( from the fight ) and kill them ( at there weakest point before they power up)

this used to be frowned apon , how ever it has become a " staple" in newer first person shooter games ( quake3 /quake4 /halo )

5 peep enter a room , 3 get killed , 1 runs out looking for powerup , 1 chases the guy going for the powerup

the sixth person whacks the other 2 , with minimal effort , as they are "worn" from fighting

simular in effect to a wolf eating road kill , instead of actually hunting and killing
a scavenger kill

by raggedraider June 27, 2007