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Goosed

To be fucked, boned, done for, finished, or generally put out or in trouble
I forgot to take the chicken out to defrost and Mum just came home, I'm goosed
by toplobster90 October 19, 2020
mugGet the Goosedmug.

fallen goose

When a man drops his dick into a womans vagina, later pissing in it, like a goose that got shot by a hunter.
I can’t wait to fallen goose my daughter tonight.
by scrimm November 3, 2018
mugGet the fallen goosemug.

Silly lil goose

When an individual is unable to be vulnerable enough to even accept complements. And counter acts any sweet gestures with nasty remarks or disses.
I tried to tell her that she was looking gorgeous today, but she was being a silly lil goose about it.
by YungHoodPope December 28, 2023
mugGet the Silly lil goosemug.

Goose leg

(n) A skinny penis with an abnormally large tip
I heard the Thomas brothers can’t fit it in because they both have a goose leg.
by The Biggest Doug December 28, 2024
mugGet the Goose legmug.

Silly goose

If you are going to be a silly goose go jump in the pond
by Connor the construction guy February 21, 2021
mugGet the Silly goosemug.

crippled goose

An insult/jeer used by friends.
"You're such a crippled goose, Bob."
by Kippers19 April 3, 2016
mugGet the crippled goosemug.

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