When you buy Canadian maple syrup and pour it all over your balls before you go to sleep on Christmas eve, as we all know elves love maple syrup, so while you're sleeping tiny elves smell the sweet maple syrup and climb into your bed and sensually lick the syrup off your balls.By FAR the best Christmas gift I've ever recieved
by pimpmasterG December 08, 2014
by cxmdyn March 16, 2022
The act of a man ejaculating on his hand after receiving oral sex and slapping his partner in the face.
by Hissori Renda May 31, 2010
The day after Christmas. Generally a depressing day when you realize that all the festivities are over and you can't think of anything to look forward to except maybe your birthday or Earth Day. It is also the day when Santa's elves celebrate with milk for about 5 minutes and then begin excitedly making toys for next Christmas (approximately 364 days away). On this day all the little brats typically start making their lists for next Christmas.
Jimmy: What's wrong marshmallow?
Johnny: It's nothing. I just have the Christmas Adam blues.
Jimmy: Don't worry, Earth Day is coming up pretty soon.
Johnny: I guess you're right (sigh). Only 3 months, 26 days, 13 hours, 4 minutes, and 7 seconds!
Johnny: It's nothing. I just have the Christmas Adam blues.
Jimmy: Don't worry, Earth Day is coming up pretty soon.
Johnny: I guess you're right (sigh). Only 3 months, 26 days, 13 hours, 4 minutes, and 7 seconds!
by MarioLopezTheElf December 29, 2009
When a bunch of guys make a human Christmas tree by standing in a circle and hanging ornaments from their genitals.
Hey bro I heard you went to that gay club last night.
Yeah it was awesome I got drunk but for some reason my dick hurts.
Any chance you participated in a gay Christmas tree?
Yeah it was awesome I got drunk but for some reason my dick hurts.
Any chance you participated in a gay Christmas tree?
by jake576 May 09, 2021
Heading eastbound on SR50 just outside of Orlando FL, the 'Nightmare Before Christmas' is what some people call the town of Bithlo. Shortly after exiting Bithlo, you enter the town of Christmas, FL.
by Veno Lase May 28, 2006
December 23rd, the day before Christmas eve.
In order to avoid the Christmas eve rush, everybody does their last minute Christmas shopping on Christmas eve eve, the result being that December 23rd is the busiest shopping day of the year.
In order to avoid the Christmas eve rush, everybody does their last minute Christmas shopping on Christmas eve eve, the result being that December 23rd is the busiest shopping day of the year.
by Darth Ridley December 23, 2006