Swiftards AKA Swifties are mentally retarded subhuman skanks who retardedly worship some talentless whore with cheap plastic surgeries known as Taylor Swift and she doesn’t even know their worthless meaningless existence. They are such a retarded hive mind that these putrid cunts will autistically screech at you if you don’t worship the ground that autotune-using cumrag walks on and fucking mongoloids are overwhelmingly prone to doing whatever they are told is currently fashionable/trendy by their beloved soulless whore.
Swiftards lack an inner voice and are unaware that they are NPCs, and are ultimately superficial. They are hardwired to their predetermined script, with limited ability to make incremental improvements but unable to fundamentally reprogram themselves. When confronted with off-script ideas or situations, they react negatively and exhibit hive mind behavior. Swiftards tend to follow the crowd by default and believe their actions are organic and spontaneous, although they behave like drones executing predetermined subroutines. They can be at odds with each other if their coding puts them in different factions. They are easily programmable and discarded.
by KYS_Swiftards November 20, 2023
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by johnythan gilberto November 30, 2023
Get the swifferlesser mug.Also known as the numerology of Taylor Swift, which revolves around the number 13. From Taylor’s birthdate to her flight from Tokyo to Super Bowl 58 (5 + 8 = 13)—a trip that would take her approximately 13 hours—to attend her 13th NFL game this season, which is taking place on February 11 (2 + 11 = 13) with the Kansas City Chiefs facing the San Francisco 49ers (4 + 9 = 13). Also, adding her ubiquitous 13 to her boyfriend Travis’s #87 Chiefs’ jersey yields the perfect score 100.
Swiftie math provides math teachers worldwide a golden opportunity to expose millions of oft-math-anxious students-Swifties to the pseudoscience of numbers.
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Person 1: I just got doxed
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: I said Taylor Swift isn't the greatest artist of all time and a Swiftie saw it
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: I said Taylor Swift isn't the greatest artist of all time and a Swiftie saw it
by Ozbot_3000 February 13, 2024
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by ryandc1 February 16, 2024
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