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stone thrower

those damn stone throwers are always botherin the israeli tanks ya know!!!
by John Smith November 24, 2003
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Emma stoned

When girls smoke weed and can't handle themselves, and they get stupid high.
"I'm over rappers who smoke weed with white girls that get Emma stoned" -Kyle Harvey
by Colt 45... April 26, 2014
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stone cold nuts

The above definition of the "nuts" is incorrect. The nuts is the best possible hand. So, contrary to the above, if a straight flush (or full house, etc.) is possible, then an ace-high (non royal) flush is *not* the nuts. If someone says they have the nuts but another possible hand could beat them, they are wrong.

Things I am not sure about (below refers to holdem):

1) Often (but not always) the nuts = "nuts, given the face up cards" and does *not* (this is the controversial point) demand that all the cards 5 community are showing; i.e., in holdem, it is often thought possible to have the nuts on the flop (and/or turn), even if another hand could improve to beat you (but no hand can now beat you).

NB: If one can have the nuts with more cards to come, we can perhaps distinguish between nuts and "unbreakable" nuts. The question is if all nuts are (implicitly) unbreakable.

2)Stone cold nuts means either A) unbreakable nuts, and/or B) un-tie-able nuts; The nuts that not only cannot be beat, but cannot be tied. If I have the nut straight, I cannot be beat, but I can be tied. If I have the nut flush, I cannot be tied.

I have heard stone cold nuts = to nut hand that cannot be tied *and* wins the entire pot. But, it seems like the stone cold nuts might fail to win the entire pot, if one is all in with them before the side pots are built. So, I don’t like this definition.

Basically, SCNs > Nuts, but I can think of three ways they could be better: a) unbreakable, b) un-tie-able, c) entire-pot-winning. If we conclude c is wrong, and if we go with b, that allows us to have: nuts, unbreakable nuts, stone cold nuts, and STONE COLD UNBREAKABLE NUTS. All delicious to squirrels like me.

Finally, there are the two possible histories behind "nuts"... 1) source of pleasure, or 2) wild west poker players would put their wagon axle nuts on the table when they wanted to prove that their bet was good b/c they would not be able to drive away if they lost (and would then have to pay their debt). If you like the wild west version, then maybe you might also think that people would only play "the nuts" if nuts were always unbreakable, if tie-able (thus, nuts = you can't break this, stone cold = you can't even tie this). So, can your nuts be broken?
Royal flush = stone cold nuts (assorted, all kinds of nuts).
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stone hands

A term for a person with clumsy hands, usually related to hand eye coordination in sports.
Stone hands, otherwise known as Darrius Heyward-Bey Syndrome.
by NicCamacho August 26, 2010
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Vaginal Shyness Disease

Please do not call me a faggot or a gay. The proper vernacular is that I have Vaginal Shyness Disease, or VSD.
by RockStarWooty May 14, 2011
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kinda stoned

whenever you just start taking hits of whatever drug you're doing and you feel it but you're not completely stoned
dang kyle was kinda stoned last weekend
by yagurlz April 24, 2017
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stonederd

Being At a new level of stoned Smoking more then you ever have before
Wow man i was stoned before but now im stonederd...
Holy shit man your stonederd too..
Man 1: Hey im stoned
Man 2: Hey wanna get stonederd?
by babiboi May 6, 2004
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