Alan, "John, I can't believe how many Apple products Mike has! He has an iPhone, iPad, iMac, Apple Watch, Apple TV, Airpods and a Homepod".
John, "I know, it's crazy. His bedroom is starting to look like a Steve Jobs Memorial".
John, "I know, it's crazy. His bedroom is starting to look like a Steve Jobs Memorial".
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by Steve carell boy October 30, 2022

Friend 1 - Its National Steve day, have you gave Steve 30 bucks yet?
Friend 2 - Not yet I forgot to
Friend 1 - Do it before he booty rapes you
Friend 2 - Not yet I forgot to
Friend 1 - Do it before he booty rapes you
by hcu September 4, 2022

Steve Urkel Syndrome is a disorder in which the suspect has an extreme, almost creepy, infatuation with a person who does not wish to engage in romance with the suspect, even attempting to actively avoid them. Common symptoms include: obsessive tendencies, dressing like a dork, social ineptness, snorting, and stalking.
Steve Urkel Syndrome is named after the Family Matters character Steve Urkel, who had a serious lust for Laura Winslow, who absolutely despised Steve Urkel until the later seasons, in which they became an item.
Steve Urkel Syndrome is named after the Family Matters character Steve Urkel, who had a serious lust for Laura Winslow, who absolutely despised Steve Urkel until the later seasons, in which they became an item.
by Punchy_207 June 10, 2022
