Snatch hachet

A females significant other i.e. her boyfriend or husband

John: have you seen Shirley?

Dave: Yeah, she's with her snatch hachet

by Rupert Duncan August 5, 2008

satchmatchelface

he who has reached such a level of douchebagedness that his face resembles a pair of matched satchels.

that satchmatchelface just ordered a cosmo at a football game.

by wilc0041 August 10, 2008

snatch wrap

A term used for a chick with a puss that looks like a snack wrap from McDonalds

"That chick had one nasty barbacue snatch wrap!"

by N cracka and 25 cent February 23, 2009

Snatch Snatch

The act of stealing another man's girlfriend.

looks like he pulled the snatch snatch.

by ROCKFORD CREW May 24, 2011

Satchel Snatch

Old dried up poon.

That cougar had the worst case of satchel snatch I've ever seen!

by texmex2000 September 21, 2011

slatch

V. as in " to slatch". Slatching occurs when it gets to the messy end of a night and options for sex become limited. That's when you decide to slatch someone. An amalgam of the words "latch" and "slut" it refers to the process of picking out the sluttiest looking girl in the bar/nightclub/parking lot and attaching yourself to her, ie you "latch onto a slut"

'See that chick over there with her boob half hanging out, I am so going to slatch her"

by Riverboat Crew September 21, 2012

Snatch out

Pleading guilty to a criminal charge as soon as possible after a reasonable plea deal has been offered, to avoid the risk of a more severe sentence; sometimes done for the sole purpose of causing one's self to be transferred from an unfavorable jail to a state prison.

Also serves as a means of denial, whereby the defendant can claim to have 'snatched out' not because of actual guilt, but because he wanted to 'get his time started'.

Inmate: "they ain't got shit on me, cuz, but I'm bout to snatch out so they can get me on up out of Mississippi County."

Friend: 'why not fight it and beat the case?'

Inmate: "man, I ain't tryna sit in this county jail for no 9 months... I'm just gonna snatch on out."

by MODOC May 9, 2013