spider jacking

Masterbating with one leg jacked up on a wall..

My wife wouldnt give none guess its spider jacking time!!!!

by Diustinswife December 21, 2016

Spider Pussy

getting fingered is spider pusey as hell 😶 🌫️😶 🌫️😶 🌫️

I got spider pussy last night
silly goose

by thatswhatyomammasaidlastnihjt August 29, 2021

spider rope police

A very shitty Spider-Man off brand

“Spider rope police omg 😳 it might look like New York but it’s actually Las Vegas”

by Du Kidd April 28, 2023

adirondack barking spider

a type of spider that lives in the adirondacks that barks very loudly to be heard by the whole campsite and excretes a foul stench in fear.

"Dad, was that a fart?"
"No! That was an adirondack barking spider!"

by thatdadwiththegrillwhencamping July 10, 2022

Spider-Bryce

A guy with brown hair and a white shirt. He smokes pot and works at a Pizza joint. WHAT UP!!>>

Hey spider-bryce give me wedges

by spider-horse July 11, 2011

burning spider

Burning spider is a person who sucks at red dead redemption 2.
It's started on 7/27/2022 at exactly 9:42 PM. (The exact seconds aren't known and will remain a mystery to all mankind

Yo, Alex, you are a burning spider.

by July 27, 2022

burning spider

Burning spider is a person who sucks at red dead redemption 2.
It's started on 7/27/2022 at exactly 9:42 PM. (The exact seconds aren't known and will remain a mystery to all mankind

Yo, Alex, you are a burning spider.

by July 27, 2022