Snerfligate

After watching my 2 month old son eat, I coined a new word:

snerfligate- to consume rapidly, loudly, and without regard for whether or not consumed substance is actually entering the correct tube.

Wow, Aron was so hungry, he snerfligated all the food! Anyone know the heimlich . . .

by 300ZXNA September 12, 2009

snow chode

an idiot on a ski resort with no idea what there doing, yet still insists on going to the top and wiping everyone out on there way down.

there goes another snow chode

by bikerdude2k February 3, 2010

snullet

a unruly snatch that has taken the form of a mullet

After a long stint in rehab, Lindsay Lohan became the first to rock the snullet.

by futureRN2011 April 9, 2010

Snackwell Fallacy

Eating massive servings of foods which are low-fat, low-sodium or low-cholesterol under the mistaken impression that you are making a healthy choice. Instigated initially in the late 1990s with the Snackwell line of low-fat cookies.

I just ate an entire pallet of reduced sodium Lays potato chips. So you know, my diet is still unbroken.

You just got chumped by the Snackwell Fallacy, dumb ass.

by Robot Loves Zombie April 12, 2010

Snowman Swizzler

When you get a smoothie or milkshake, and the girl sucks your dick and drinks through the straw at the same time

a) "Hey there, wanna give me a snowman swizzler?"
b) "What the hell is that?"
a) "Well, basically, it is like drinking out of two milkshakes at once, except for one of the straws is my dick!"

by Penithdeth April 24, 2010

Snowy Eskimo

Like the Crusty Arab except performed in a snowy region. While having sex in the snow the man pulls out, dips it into the snow (preferably in powder snow) then slams it back in causing a cooling sensation for both. Extremely hard to pull of as the penis is highly likely to become flaccid upon withdrawal and shrink up to what may look like a micropenis.

Man I tried to give her a Snowy Eskimo but failed so bad and she laughed at my micropenis so hard that I took her to the desert and summer and slammed her with a Crusty Arab, that bitch deserved it!

by CrustyArab2.0 October 12, 2010

Snowmeltpocalypse

Term to describe when winter snow melt is effected by warmer than usual temperatures causing it to melt extremely fast.

Global warming may be the cause for a Snowmeltpocalypse

Unusually warm spring weather could bring a snowmeltpocalypse to the region

Snowmeltpocalypse could push reservoirs the very high levels

by |EStarr| April 17, 2011