Smoking Dick

To waste large amounts of time doing nothing, while you should be productive.

"Are you doing your work?"

"No, I'm smoking dick."

"Where is nick?"
"Smoking dicks at the bomb range."

by xXSephiroth_lova_420[BR]Xx January 15, 2013

smoke a fatty

to kill any fat person who cuts in front of you in a lunch line

Guy 1: That fat guy just cut line, you just gonna take that?
Guy 2: Hell no. I'm about to smoke a fatty

by TheInfamousTyler February 17, 2010

Smokeing dragon

When receiveing a blowjob bust in her mouth. Then while she is swalling hit in the back of the head hard. If timed right Semen should shoot out of her nose.

by Chuck March 26, 2003

smoke house

a male who is well endowed (hung) phrase (It's where the meat hangs)

damn Eric is a smoke house in those jeans

by bigdaddy stretch February 16, 2005

frozen smoke

Light-weight solid insulating materials for more efficiency.

'Aerogels' are part of what is now being called 'frozen smoke'.

by hammer---;, hytham April 16, 2007

Smoking Gun

When a person takes a hit off a joint or a drag from a cigarette, holding the smoke in and sucks a dick before releasing the smoke.

Jen was nervous about doing the smoking gun, she took a long hit before taking Eric's dick into her mouth, taking it all the way in a couple of times, before pulling off and releasing the smoke.

by Jack 'em May 07, 2009

smoking bone

Fireman who is overly motivated to extinguish the fire.

When Jones grabbed the nozzle and ran into the flames, I knew he was a real smoking bone.

by Phillip Roshko December 18, 2003