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Second Floor Porch

The sexual act where a male protagonist is engaging in sexual congressdoggystyle” and pulls out long enough for the female (or male) recipient to defecate on the phalis.
We were having a great time, with him giving it to me from behind, so I gave him a second floor porch.
by Bill Brewster February 13, 2019
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5 Second Cook

Someone who always makes microwaveable food, such as tv dinners and microwaveable pizzas, and considers it "excellent quality food". Can also be known as a 5 second chef.
For dinner tonight, my dad "made" us "quality" spaghetti, which was really just Stouffers. He's such a 5 second cook.
by TehKingz August 7, 2010
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Five-second-role

The time it takes for food dropped on the ground to become infected with germs (five seconds). If picked up before this time, the food is fine.
Person A: "Oops, I dropped my chip on the ground."

Person B: "Don't worry, five-second-role."
by aabbccddeeffgghhiijj April 16, 2009
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Thirty Second Warning

The thirty second warning (noun) is the overwhelming feeling that you're going to shit yourself. This often occurs after eating Asian food.
by Mr Smith III July 26, 2011
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second wake up

The most horrible thing in the world. It's when your mum wakes you up once but you keep on sleeping knowing she'll comeback and wake you up again. The gnawing sensation of waiting for her till she comes back is...so bad.
Me: aw man my mum gave me a second wake up today.
Josh: dude, how're you feeling?
by bo billy hick hop December 8, 2007
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Second Hand Luke

The act of letting your boyfriend go down on you after letting another guy ejaculate in you earlier.
I went over to Tom's house for an afternoon quickie, then when i got home Steve went down on me for an hour. I totally gave him a Second Hand Luke!
by Yinzer4life February 24, 2011
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6 seconds Jack

A time bound measure of the performance of the man who refers to himself as "The Machine Gunn"
The Machine Gunn pounded away for what seemed like 7.5 hours but what in reality was merely 6 seconds Jack.
by mgunn_jack March 17, 2016
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