Spring. Specifically, the part of spring where you first start wearing heels and sandals without socks.
Judith, do you have a band-aid? Normally I carry some around during blister season, but I just ran out because I'm wearing these snug but gorgeous Manolo Blahniks.
by linguishionista March 29, 2009

by JET FUEL CAN MELT STEEL BEAMS May 8, 2015

After a session of hot, passionate love making, and during the manditory cuddle, one lover will spoon the other. The smaller spoon will then 'season' the lower torso and possibly the upper legs of the other lover with a mist of gas and butt sweat.
Jamie small spoon: "30 seconds, my record!"
Darren big spoon: *Profoundly blows his booty trumpet*
Jamie small spoon: "What the hell? What makes you think that now's a good time for The Seasoning?!"
Darren big spoon: *Profoundly blows his booty trumpet*
Jamie small spoon: "What the hell? What makes you think that now's a good time for The Seasoning?!"
by ImInBigTrouble December 7, 2010

by somethingintresting October 13, 2019

by playashit October 7, 2018

Referring to the period in a man's life where he wants to settle down and get married, the term wifey in itself meaning wife.
by just another tuner March 2, 2018

by Brooky_spamz April 27, 2019
