by I'm here b*tch August 27, 2019
Get the Squirrelmug. When a person (male or female) inadvertently sits/falls onto a projectile shaped object (I.e shampoo bottle, tennis ball can, ear of corn), penetrating the sphincter and traumatically inserting the random projectile into the anal canal.
“Hey, why does Jen scream and tremble when she sees ears of corn?”
“Dude, she went full squirrel feeder at the last Husker tailgate.”
“Dude, she went full squirrel feeder at the last Husker tailgate.”
by BeeRandi September 4, 2019
Get the Squirrel Feedermug. by MgRonalds March 14, 2015
Get the Squirrel Waxmug. When a woman has an unkept vagina like a 70's penthouse pet with a front lawn that hasn't been mowed in a year and is on her period. The tooth or teeth that you see is the tampon peeking out but can also be anything white that stands out quite nicely against the red. It may be some discharge or cum or even a white head, perhaps a yeast infection or your favorite STD. What is white and red all over? Not a newspaper my bloody friend!
by rumpellstiltkz April 15, 2015
Get the bloody toothed squirrelmug. When water troughs are placed in a field for livestock they are set under a tree to keep cool. However squirrels fall in and drown. So they place a log that breaches the water so the squirrel can escape. This is the same as releasing a large turd log in the toilet that breaches the water. Whereby a squirrel would be saved if it fell in. Most likely to happen after eating at a Chinese buffet
by Batmanlou January 26, 2019
Get the Squirrel savermug. by Squirrel twirl May 23, 2020
Get the squirrel twirlmug. Brian Davis, to the squirrel feeder.
The squirrles are hungery, Brian Davis, come feed them, you Syuirrel Feeder!
The squirrles are hungery, Brian Davis, come feed them, you Syuirrel Feeder!
by number#1fan May 30, 2018
Get the Squirrel feedermug.