Spider-Man

That guy from Fortnite

You wanna watch No-Way-Home it has the guy from Fortnite in it, Spider-Man

by Your girlfriend’s husband January 13, 2022

porch spider

Soulless, spineless money hungry wench. Member of the succubus family. Feeds on pitty, drama and bullshit. Tries to use its wits of a broken oreo to seem attractive to the male species. Will attempt to attack the male species with its wet wendys sack giblet pussy. Caution the Porch Spider will drag you through court for any utmost reason.

She may be a Porch Spider, but man is her pussy ugly.

Stay away from Tree Nut Street, that Porch Spider in heat.

by OIC-U-812 August 1, 2021

spider-man

best superhero ever

friendly neighborhood spider-man

by SteeringWheelFaceReveal June 11, 2023

Funky Spider

ya know... auto-erotic asphyxiation. The Funky Spider.

"Bro. I almost kicked the bucket last night.."

"What happened?!"

"I couldn't stop doing the Funky Spider."

"Ew wtf is wrong with you!"

by fjoltul November 12, 2023

barkin spider

When somebody cuts a fart in a room with people in it and blames it on the Barking spider

Britney farted and said watch out for that barkin spider

by Dirtyfoot561 May 8, 2021

spider nut

When you nut stringy semen

OH YEA IM GOING TO SPIDER NUT

by Peeweedle February 22, 2017

Spiders

A pair of male underwear that has cartoons on them, (orignally Spiderman but has evolved to any comical pair of boxers). Usually to show that the man does not take himself too serioulsy. Usually men who act and dress seriously are the ones who's underwear is refered to as spiders.

"Me and this one dude were hitting it off in bed and he took of his pants and he had spiders on and I cummed right then and there"

by LITTYBOI1234 February 21, 2018