friend #1: You killed that hair boy
Friend #2: THANKS
ME:* stands and stares deeply into the distance as I think of everything I’ve ever done in my slow sad life*
Friend #1: SECRET SHOOT! SECRET SHOOT!
Friend #2: THANKS
ME:* stands and stares deeply into the distance as I think of everything I’ve ever done in my slow sad life*
Friend #1: SECRET SHOOT! SECRET SHOOT!
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Get the Segregation mug.The American version of Dîner en Blanc. A special quiet meal that Miraculously occurs when at least one member is not allowed to eat spaghetti.
Girl 1: *calls girl 2 on cellphone* come over for dinner I am having spaghetti
Girl 2: sorry I can’t, I am on a no pasta diet
Girl 1: ... *whispers into cellphone* but we can have Secret Spaghetti, nobody has to know about it
Girl 2: sorry I can’t, I am on a no pasta diet
Girl 1: ... *whispers into cellphone* but we can have Secret Spaghetti, nobody has to know about it
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how manifesting a negative chromosome count, the gender less midget creature sways around like a worm in a pond, here chromosome fluctuate from +6 to -9 hourly causing Chromosome Fluctuation Syndrome (CHFS For short)
how manifesting a negative chromosome count, the gender less midget creature sways around like a worm in a pond, here chromosome fluctuate from +6 to -9 hourly causing Chromosome Fluctuation Syndrome (CHFS For short)
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