salt the pineapple

A euphemism for sex, stemming from a B-52s song referring to a female's genitalia as a pineapple, and the saltiness of ejaculate.

Tonight I'm going to salt the pineapple.

by Heavy Hammer March 15, 2016

SALT

Fake sugar, creating the appearance of generosity or of affection in exchange for generosity, without the intention or ability of following through, or in an attempt to take advantage, or clumsily due to ignorance or inexperience.

That sugar daddy was all salt, made like he was inviting me out to some top shelf place, but that joint was beat, he showed up in last year's gear driving a cracked-up Daewoo, and he had nothing else for me.

by SebastienRio April 4, 2016

saltacious

An extreme level of saltiness... Rather than saying salty, someone could say saltacious to imply a larger extent.

Are you still saltacious that I slid in your girl's DM's?

by Jdmkid62 September 10, 2016

Saltatronic

Saltatronic is when somone is so mega salty that they need to be defined as if they were a robot built for being salty

you suck so much go jump in a lake

"dude your so Saltatronic"

by Ethan R August 25, 2016

salted

another word for lit; to get wasted. have a good ass time

"Hey Fern, wanna get salted tonight?!"
"Hell ya! I'll bring the tequila!"

by snotalie August 17, 2016

salted

to be cracked out on Adderall for days.

Tyler: I have a test at 8am tomorrow
Kaleigh: Just pop an adderall and pull an all-nigher!
Tyler: Ive literally been salted for days

Tyler: Salted means Adderall...

by madawgyyyyyy August 16, 2016

saltatronic

when someone is so salty, they have to be described as if they were a robot created for saltiness

did you see christina last night? she was Saltatronic!

by Ethan R August 16, 2016