Sage

1.) adjective: The utmost wisest saying, action, or person you have heard for a long time. Things normally discovered while under a purple haze.

2.) verb: To completely and utterly debase someone's position or person.

1.) JP: Dude, everything is an ocean. Our bodies are just oceans of blood, the sky is just an ocean of air, and space is just an ocean of nothing.

Jill: Dude, that was the sagest thing you've ever said.

JP: I know, I'm pretty sage.

2.) Turrets: I can't believe it! My teacher just said I can never be a prostitute. She said I am too dumb for it.

JP: (chilly) Saged

by SageKing August 5, 2010

Saggot

A person who thinks that they are the coolest and prettiest person in the universe just because they sag their pants really low

Hey Brittney, you're a fatass Saggot

by UrbyUrb March 16, 2010

SAGS

SAGS (South African Gaming Syndrome) is a common syndrome on most gaming servers in South Africa. The syndrome is characterised by dishonourable players cheating (aimbotting, wallhacking etc.) on public servers and when confronted they regard the comments as flattery and complimentary. In their minds cheating and attaining false accomplishments is a sign of real skill and instead of being ashamed they are extremely proud and arrogant. Once confronted their comrades also rally up to protect their friend by resorting to immature and delinquent exchanges refering to the accuser and usually gets called a noob in the process.

Look at that limp dick mothefucker with SAGS emptying out the server.

by Joemase February 2, 2014

sagacious

Shrewd, or having incredible common sense, also
just being an overall smart-ass/quick wit.

Man 1- "Hey, man, did you see that bitch?"
Man 2- "That one?"
Man 1- "Yea, I was like 'let's go back to my place' and she looked at me and said 'no way, I only do good-looking guys.'"
Man 2- "Jeese, that's rough. What a sagacious slut."

by Jamsie June 23, 2007

sagbag

1. An extremely old person usually a woman who suffers from excessive saggage.

2.A very saggy ball sac.

1. "Hey look at that old sagbag over there in the wheelchair!"

2. " I wish that bloke would put on some trousers i can see his sagbag from here!"

by Stevie McSteve October 2, 2006

Saggy

That feeling when you can't really be bothered with anything and are generally feeling low

I'm feeling saggy today

by lineyt January 27, 2008

bob saget

Bob Saget = Satan; the Dark Lord; Lucifer; Etc...

Bob Saget is only one of many. Another popular one includes Martha Stewart.

by Informed One December 7, 2006