Russian fatty

A person usually used for slavs or for people that look like slavs that are fat. These people usually call other people fat whille they them self are fat.

Isaac: Ervin is the guy that played in my football team, the russian fatty.
Aaron: Hahhhah

by Yeetboi7511 March 23, 2021

Russian Mayo

A cocktail made from Milk and Vodka. Typically enjoyed ice cold and whilst trying not to gag.

Customer: "Hey dude, can I get a Russian Mayo?"
Bar Man: "Sure, it's your funeral".

by TheCraftyCocktailor January 15, 2020

Levittown Russian

Milk and Sprite over ice in a dirty rocks glass.

Yo son, what'd you want to drink?

I'll take a Levittown Russian.

by Fortytwenty April 18, 2014

Russian funnel

When your partner shoves a funnel in your arse and shits, pisses, spits, cums and throws up in it. They then take it out and as fast as they can shove it in their gob and pour the rest on your chest and arse. Shortly followed by shitting on your chest and adding whippy cream and a cherry on top!

Hey sexy wanna come round and fuck followed by a Russian funnel?

by ohthatgurl007 February 10, 2018

Russian Conscription

“mobilization to graves”

Russian Conscription for the war in Ukraine is a grave era.

by mlhiss September 24, 2022

russian handcuffs

One hand inserted in the mouth and one hand inserted in the bum hole

Leonard Lewis likes Russian handcuffs

by The Pheasant June 22, 2014

Russian HamBeaver

The unfortunate event of drinking to much vodka and attempting to eat dirty pussy, resulting in vomit covered pussy, or a Russian HamBeaver.

Every time i drink a whole bottle of kettleone and go home with a stranger, i end up with Russian HamBeaver breath.

by J. Newrushambeaverbold August 5, 2010