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Robert

Has a huge penis and leaves a fat fucking shit wherever he goes.
Haaken: "Robert's penis is so big, I've literally seen it twice."

Jack: "I once saw him hop a fence both pre and post shit, and with the slightest of ease."

Matt: "Robert is definitely into vore or is at least a UPS worker."
by Archer Jaxx December 21, 2020
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Robert Ernest Coleman

The largest and most profitable clown there is. Has the funkiest, hair-burning, eyebrow-charring, nuclear weapon of breath. Can be found on the grill or at his girlfriend's house. Usually is interested in stallions, periodically abused, but can make you laugh in any situation (even if it's about him). He is an avid gambler and will get money in any shape or form. However, his breath is always in rare form.

Also wears tattered drawers.
Person 1: Aye, is that Robert Ernest Coleman Firing up the grill?
Person 2: Yeah, also heard his girl abused him
Person 1: Yeah, typical Robert Ernest Coleman
by NWOMegatron November 23, 2021
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The Roberts

To have a girlfriend that refuses to swallow your load, no matter how much Pineapple you eat.

Typically spitting it into their hand, cup or your side of the bed.

Can also be referred to as the Wilson Situation
Tayler: Ben did your missus swallow last night?
Ben: Nah, spat it onto my pillow.
Tayler: Sounds like your in the Roberts zone..
by Fuckerxxx July 23, 2019
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Robert

Robert just texted me.
Oh he must be a boyfriend of Clay
by John Carver .C April 25, 2021
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Robert

THATS MY REAL NAME AND WHY YOU SEARCH THIS
MY FULL NAME IS ROBERT SANTOS DAIM AND WHY WHOLDE YOU SHEACH THIS
by Octopusy Word Creater! November 11, 2022
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Robert

A super special kid that talks to much about dinosaurs and cells
Robert your A super special kid that talks to much about dinosaurs and cells
by Robert sucks February 10, 2022
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