Rocky Mountain Reality Check

That final moment of clarity when he realizes that the “sports” bar his chatty, new male friends have taken him to is in fact a gay bar

Denver was great except that we missed that great , little vinyl lounge because the insurance agent need a Rocky Mountain Reality Check.

by GungaDinn May 19, 2024

Gentleman's relish

A polite way of saying jizz or cum.

I'd love to serve Yolanda some gentleman's relish.

by Waynezuba May 20, 2024

Screwing with Reality

Someone is lying to another person in a very sarcastic way. Usually, it is obvious that the other person is lying.

Hey man, I heard that you are making out with my girlfriend. That's not cool!
Noooooooo I would never do that dude!
Man, are you screwing with reality?

by AcademicGenius June 25, 2024

Screwing with Reality

When someone tries to deceive or mislead another person with a sarcastic lie, the attempt is so obvious or poorly executed that the other person immediately recognizes it and calls them out on their nonsense.

Alex: "Yeah, sure, I totally met Beyoncé at the grocery store last night."

Jamie: "Right, because Beyoncé does her own grocery shopping. Stop screwing with reality, Alex."

by AcademicGenius June 25, 2024

What is reality?

A question I constantly have in my head. And because you searched it, you probably are questioning reality too. We'll get through this. We can. I believe in you. Don't be afraid to get a therapist, even though I'm afraid too.

"What is reality?"

by PeachyRosePetals February 16, 2024

Tax Back to Reality

A modification of "Snap Back to Reality" that is used as an insult or catchphrase.
(It is intended to start conversations like it's related term "So, taxes".)

Get owned, Tax Back to Reality.

by TaxPayer1 March 14, 2024

your so lost in reality

like to discuss. If there's something specific on your mind or if yo

your so lost in reality johnny

by Bro what ohhh Connor Boyce March 25, 2024