dental plan, lisa needs braces

a timeless phrase, used with great versatility. you can say this at pretty much any time or situation but definately works best when said during one of those long awkward pauses in a conversation.

sometimes shortened to simply "dental plan..." let open to completion by others present, or simply left abbreviated.

taken from the famous "union" episode of the simpsons, this is what homer repeats to himself over and over again whilst trying to decide whether to pursue a dental plan program for workers of the nuclear plant or to give up this right for a free keg of beer. hrmmm....

... dental plan, lisa needs braces

some guy: "and that's when i realized that my glasses were on my *head* the whole time!"
dudes: " .... "
me: "... dental plan, lisa needs braces"

by Olly J July 8, 2005

plowing cake

The act of putting the pussy in a coma with one's penis

Bro #1: "Did you tap that last night?"
Bro #2: "Yeah, I was plowing cake all night."

by theprehnmantis October 30, 2010

player way

The only way to go...Improper use of the commonly used phrase " playerway "...Inspired by Playerway Entertainment

I don't take left or rights boi I go the player way...

by Playerway Entertainment December 17, 2011

platinumstein

A jewish person who acts like a rapper. From platinum + names like goldstein, etc.

Did you see David's new Bentley? That shit's straight platinumstein!

Or "That Platinumstein just bought 22s"

by Uncle Arvin July 31, 2004

play me fifty

To cross someone in an unsuspecting manner; con; double cross; show off

Keisha tried to play me fifty by acting like I was the one who started the rumor about Tiffany.

by Luva November 1, 2006

Ploughman's Lunch

Cunnilingus, or the stimulation of the female genitals by a tongue, male or female.

Sally loved having her pussy licked so Steve would often have a ploughman's lunch.

by Nikki-D March 24, 2007

plain wrapper

'70s CB slang for an unmarked police car, usually used with the color of the car between "plain" and "wrapper."

There's a plain wrapper, blue, up at mile marker 128.

by oneoldgeezer November 6, 2007