smashed penny 

a penny that is put in a machine that imprints it with a word or design. Generally it is given as a gift from one person to another, usually boy to girl or vice versa. It generally signifies eternal friendship but nothing more, like a relationship. The receiver usually accepts the gift but then enters a state of depression behind closed doors because he wants to have a relationship.

Marissa just gave me a smashed penny and I'm pissed because I want to be more than friends; now I'm stuck in the best friend zone.

smashed penny by ustifet ustifetiana September 29, 2008

Dragging the Pink Pony 

Intentionally ambiguous euphemism, meaning to have a bad time or a bad day.

Everything went wrong today, I don't even want to talk about the specifics...I am totally Dragging the Pink Pony

Dragging the Pink Pony by Ruby Perfecto February 23, 2009

Pennywise

A punk band fronted by a guy with a lisp.

I thay thuck authority!
Thilent majority!
Raithed by the thystem!
Now itth time to rithe againtht them!
Were thick of your treathon!
Thick of your lieth!
Fuck no, we wont lithten!
We're gonna open your eyeth!

Fuck Authority by Pennywise

Pennywise by Raazmonkey August 30, 2006

Pony Girl 

Irish slang for a fat girl who think she's sexy.

"Who was that Pony Girl you went home with last night?"

Pony Girl by Dermi July 5, 2007

Penny candy 

Candy that can be bought for 1 cent. Usualy found at corner stores and is becoming less and less available.

Johnny: I have one dollar.
Susie: What will you spend it on?
Johnny: 100 pieces of Penny Candy.

Penny candy by Justin November 1, 2003

My Little Pony 

The most overrated fandom/ franchise anyone could ever imagine.

Pony tard: Omg look at that lil poniez cutiee mark isz sooo kawaii desu! ^_^ I luv My Little Pony!!111!1

Some normal guy: Gtfo. Please.

My Little Pony by IamWeegeeGiveMeYourSoul December 2, 2011

Phony like a CAT  

to be extremely decieving through the point of view of a suspected 70 year old german woman

see oh shiet

Phony like a CAT
(after looking at bill) waitress says tips are encouraged

suspected 70 year old german woman:
*deep german accent* "you are Phony like a CAT."

Phony like a CAT by babss September 23, 2007