Virginia Peanut Butter

A sub-class of Truffle Butter with a significantly higher fluid ratio from the stink than the pink.

I’m never taking a girl out to Taco Bell again, my dick was dripping in Virginia Peanut Butter!

by mrvirginpeantubutter September 17, 2021

peanut pickle

Putting peanut butter on the erection and having intercourse with another person

I peanut pickled the fuck out of that girl.

by schlooop22 June 10, 2015

peanut butter eater

When someone licks the shit stains out of your underwear.

Tony is a peanut butter eater.

by Fagbag6969 August 19, 2016

Peanut butter carpet

To describe someones thick arse hair.

If you imagine trying to wipe peanut butter out of carpet with a paper towel.

My arse hair is like a peanut butter carpet

by Banditheeler July 29, 2022

peanut butter

Using a man’s cum to make butter and sprinkling peanuts on the top

“Hey how did you make that peanut butter?”
“i came”

by peadough April 27, 2022

Peanut Butter Shuffle

When you are finished taking a dump, but there isn't anything you can use to wipe nearby, and you waddle cheeks spread to find toilet paper.

Guy 1: What is he doing?
Guy 2: Ha! The Peanut Butter Shuffle! I made sure to take all the paper out of the bathroom.
Guy 1: That's sick dude...

by DangerFinger June 28, 2015

Peanut

OUR lord and savior, dubbed SCP-173 by the SCP foundation

"Praise the Peanut"
"Stop staring at The Holy Peanut"

by hondaspintertrueno July 16, 2020