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paki peanut head 

paki Peanut head is A very small Muslimoid pecker
The Paki peanut head is so small it can be used in his sisters butt to keep her Chasity intact when marrying his cousin who bum raped him at the back of the Mosque

The peanut butter blowjob 

Picture this: PEANUT BUTTER BLOWJOB. You start out, taking a nice glob of peanut butter, (jiffy, with extra peanut chunks) and massage all over the penis. This gives a tingly feeling to the penis and warms up the blowjob that he is about to experience. As he moans in delight, shove some penis filled peanut butter in his mouth. Then, while ur mouth waters because of ur absolute love of peanut butter, begin to lick and suck the peanut butter off his dick. When he cums, u wont even be able to realize the disgusting taste of it since you’re so caught up in the delicious penis butter. And there ya go, a peanut butter blowjob Extra plus if he’s allergic! You can murder him physically AND mentally in absolute delight. He will start breathing really quickly and u think he’s having an orgasm; however, he is dying. You don’t know which is which: dying, or orgasming, because both looks and sounds so similar. You just have to wait and see.
Drew: bruh this hot guy asked me to give him a bj but I really dont want to
Emily: have u ever tried the peanut butter blowjob??? they taste sooo good
Drew: omg thanks em ill try it out!

Reeses Peanut Butter Cups 

Mmmmm, I'm so happy that most houses gave out Reeses Peanut Butter Cups this year!

Ala Peanut Butter Sandwiches 

Catch phrase used by Mumfred the Magician on Sesame Street to cast his magic trick spells, in lieu of Ala-kazam or Presto
Ala Peanut Butter Sandwiches! (much smoke ensues and a horse appears with a chicken head, children discuss)

safe peanut butter friday 

To have protected sex with your peanut butter jar.
John: What are you gonna do this friday?
Tim: I'm gonna do a "safe peanut butter friday".
John: wdym by that?

church of the holy peanut 

Everyone is really good at not blinking we worship scp 173 and the foundation is fucking sick of us but we don't care
*at church*
Friend- who do you worship

Me- church of the holy peanut bitch