gammon pocket

Derogatory word for the female reproductive system.

Jake: I totally filled that girl's gammon pocket last night

by lsav redeyes September 15, 2013

couch pocket

A couch pocket is a steaming pile of shit left under or in between the cushions for a unwelcome guest in your house.

Jim let jon his boss from work a smelly couch pocket as he doused in his shit.

by Jmoneyas February 18, 2014

fun pocket

A sloppy dripping vagina.

Sometimes the man like to let off steam after work and gets his genitals stuck in a woman's fun pocket.

by Gouchwhisperer January 15, 2015

Back pocket boyfriend

The ex-boyfriend that you give false hope of getting back together with when you(the ex-girlfriend) find out he's interested in another female.

ex-boyfriend back pocket boyfriend

by PlanetKiKi September 26, 2015

treasure pocket

Slang term for female genitalia

Hey dude - after three dates, Amy finally let me in her treasure pocket last night!

by cubfan22 March 5, 2016

Soggy Pocket

When you gotta beat off in public, but you can't take your pants off. You go at your meat through your pocket and when you finish, you have yourself a soggy pocket.

Dude, i gave myself a soggy pocket earlier and now my pants are crusty.

by LovesToSplooge6969 July 2, 2016

biccie pocket

The term used to describe when you steal biscuits from someone's biscuit jar and the stolen biscuits are crumbled and broken up in your pocket

Mate 'av you got a biccie pocket, I put 3 'tard creams in the jar for later but they all gone.

by Assdhkposwwf23 July 29, 2017