stacking puppies

1 to goof off a lot

2 to eat puppies

3 to sandwitch yourself between two bitches
Jon: Dude i was stacking puppies last night so hard those bitches re still sore man

Ben: Dude youre stacking puppies there's no way that is true

Jon: I would be joking if i said i was stacking puppies for breakfast today
by akaKevin April 03, 2009
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dumb puppy

ur such a dumb puppy dream
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mutt puppy

One who has no skill or brain,who acts like an idiot or says stupid things. Lacks in Good looks and is bad with the ladies.
Ex: Levi can't handle his liquor, what a mutt puppy.
by Dupes05 March 02, 2017
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Skinning the puppy

The act of male masturbation without the use of lubricant, causing abrasions on the skin of the penis. The term is also a reference to the name and the abrasive sound of the Canadian electro-industrial band Skinny Puppy.
A: Why are you walking like that?
B: Dude, I was totally skinning the puppy last night. I knew I was out of lotion but I couldn't help myself!

Who up skinning they puppy rn
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friend1: Hey did you know it’s national wear your puppie love shirt day

friend2: No
friend1: well it is so we should wear them
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Mississippi Mud Puppy

Doggy-style anal sex with a girl missing a tooth.
Bro 1: Hey, I fucked that girl last night.
Bro 2: The one with the lazy eye and no front teeth?
Bro 1: Yeah, I gave her the ol' Mississippi Mud Puppy in her brown eye!
by Mr. Eric Shay November 04, 2010
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Crotch puppies

The process of walking a dog with the leash trailing between the two back legs in an attempt to gain canine compliance through overstimulation or greater fear of the collar pull. (Sidebar: Or the dog walker is dumb.)
Did you see those two crotch puppies on the trail yesterday? I feel so bad for those pooches. Someone needs to learn how to walk a dog.
by Henry 'Maverick' Sapling January 21, 2021
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