playing xbox

What you tell your parents or guardians you were doing in your room with your significant other, rather than telling them you were having sex in their house.

Parent: Hey kids, what are you doing up there in the dark?

Kids: Just playing xbox mom.

Parent: Who's winning?

Kids: It's a dead heat

by biggiesmalls.29 July 14, 2010

Triple Play

When, within one sexual encounter, you cum in her mouth, her pussy, and her ass.

Last night that girl was so hot, she let me triple play her.
Last night, that guy was so hot, I let him give me a triple play.

by KimstressKimber March 23, 2017

Play action

When you stick you dick head in her pussy, then pulling out really fast, shove it in her ass.

Laura: My Ass still hurts, because I never saw that play action coming, that Rob gave me last night.
Alyssa: Yea he is like Peyton Manning

by bigleda April 14, 2007

play it by year

wait and see what happens

I'm going to play it by year and see what happens.

by FYD September 5, 2008

play the sexophone

To engage in cunnilingus; the "sexophone" is the entire vulva, including the Fallopian tubes. When drawn as a diagram, the vulva could have a vaguely saxophonelike shape.

Last night Jennifer sucked my cock and I'd play the sexophone until we both gazzed.

by pentozali November 29, 2010

play pretties

1. Slang word for colorful makers.

2. colorful felt-tip markers

Dad: "Stop coloring son! Pick up your fucking play pretties!"
Son: "Fuck off motha-fucka! This picture's fuckin dope!"

by JJ Cherry March 3, 2007

Role Playing

Something nerds do on a regular basis. They pretend to be different characters and do battles/yiff or something like that.

It's easy to understand why nerds and other losers of the like spend most of their time role playing, pretending to be magical elves and shit on the internet; their pretending to be someone their not. Lol...

by idonthavaname August 3, 2007