I Don’t play games

No bullshit, if it’s gunna happen it’s happenin

Girl: :Sends Teasing picture

Guy: “bruh can we just get to the point” “I don’t play games”

by DIRTYCMONEY15 December 5, 2018

Getaway Driver Triple Play Powers

The trio of items you need in your car if you want to drive at your very best: Driving gloves, top of the line police radar, and a dashcam.

The driving gloves will reduce the fatigue in your hands while figuratively add 20 mph to your top speed (in your mind)
The police radar is to know when to slow down so you don't get caught by the cops.
And the dash cam is to protect you against any accidents that aren't your fault.

Inspired by the diligent, vigilant, meticulous, sagacious, conscientious, analytical, methodical individual, THE Chiseled Adonis with his Phrase "New York Triple Play Powers" ("I got my timbs, my fitted, my durag, and my wifebeater while I got the New York Triple Play on and find you in shits boy...":

I got the riparo gloves on my hands, the police radar in the front of the dash, and the dash cam near the mirror, and I'm gonna activate my Getaway Driver Triple Play Powers and speed the fuck out of here.

by Fast but Safe Driver October 16, 2019

When the cat's away, the mice play golf.

This truth needs no definition.

Blake: Hey, you want to play golf this weekend?

Smedley: Yes. My wife is out of town. When the cat's away, the mice play golf.

by jbarryd June 25, 2012

this is so sad alexa play despacito

"This is so sad, Alexa play Despacito" is a meme trending through social medias right now. It represents a mock conversation between a user and their Alexa digital assistant. The earliest known usage was on a Tumblr account bisexueal.

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this is so sad alexa play despacito

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by thunderfuckthepickuptruck July 12, 2018

I'd rather play baseball

A phrase used to describe something you really would not want to do.

Jimmy told me that he wants me to play hide and seek with him, I told him, I'd rather play baseball

by tatomuck1 December 23, 2008

Can a nigguh play?

Used when asking a group of people if you can take a hit off their bong, pipe, or joint.

Group of people are circled around smoking some ganja.

Guy 1 walks up to the group and asks,

Guy 1: "Hey, Can a nigguh play?"

by The_Sizzler May 4, 2010

Free to Play

When a video game (normally on PC) is free but also has a shop which you can pay for items in. When a player is Free to Play or F2P they are generally catergorized as being not very good or Nooby.

Man, this guy is so nooby he must be Free to Play.

by Fa7Tony December 10, 2012