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Piss Patch

The wet spot in the crotch area of a guy's pants when he rushes the process of urination, tucking it back in before fully drained. The resulting after-dribble causes a tell tale wet spot, or Piss Patch.
Dave came out of the bathroom at the party with a Piss Patch on the front of his pants, resulting in the creation of his new nickname, "Piss Patch Boy".
by Timmer Tim Tim January 22, 2014
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taking the piss

Generally Irish expression with the implications:

1) To joke with someone, to say something without intending it.

2) (Similarly), To lie in an obvious manner.
1) E.g "The guy said I was a dick, but I knew he was taking the piss".

2) E.g "The driver told the Police that he was sober, they said "You're taking the piss" and arrested him.
by joshow March 7, 2016
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Piss Ants

The burning, tingling sensation one feels in the penis while urinating after ejaculation.
"God I had the worst piss ants after I jacked off tonight."

"Dude, after sex with Sarah I had some bad piss ants."
by Jim Boyle December 18, 2006
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piss lips

1. Lips that are soaked in piss, either because the person in question drank piss or was pissed on by another person
2. The outer labia of the vagina
1. Hey, piss lips. I hope you liked that golden shower.
2. Excuse me, ma'am. May I caress your piss lips?
by Ryan K-Dogg October 18, 2006
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piss drunk

The point of drunk where you don't realize that you're drunk, but you manage to piss yourself on someone's porch or something.
"She pissed herself on my porch! That's REALLY piss drunk!"
by Sofiya April 10, 2006
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Tiger Piss

A female fronted rock/punk band from New Paltz, NY.
by musiclover523 December 26, 2008
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piss-ant

A person who is considered to be of below average intelligence who does things to follow the majority. Typically thought of as being unable to think or make decisions for themself, they resort to doing things because someone told them to.
"Mike is such a piss ant. He only likes that because mommy and daddy do."
by Chickens Wife June 13, 2004
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