semi-egalitarian relationship
noun
A relationship model where equality is the norm in everyday life, but with a few pre-decided traditional standards:
1) Finances, household labor, and major decisions are split evenly.
2) The woman keeps her own last name.
3) The man holds the role of higher earner from day one and throughout the relationship.
4) Children born to the couple will carry the father’s last name.
Equal partnership with a personalized twist.
noun
A relationship model where equality is the norm in everyday life, but with a few pre-decided traditional standards:
1) Finances, household labor, and major decisions are split evenly.
2) The woman keeps her own last name.
3) The man holds the role of higher earner from day one and throughout the relationship.
4) Children born to the couple will carry the father’s last name.
Equal partnership with a personalized twist.
My husband recommends we do a semi-egalitarian relationship.
by arhaaammy June 1, 2025
Get the semi-egalitarian relationshipmug. a perfect realtionship doesnt always have to mean that there no fights, or misunderstandings. one in which there are arguments and misunderstanding because it allows your relationship to grow. it makes you and your significant other more mature together. it allows you to explore lifes meaning together.
by i1uvhim March 2, 2023
Get the perfect relationshipmug. I mean it seemed like it was fine until I made a comment about you not being Hym and then it was like THE NEXT DAY it's like "Oh no! Her visa! MyStErIoUs ViSa PrObLeMs! OoOoOoOo!" And then like 2 weeks later "Oh no! She's divorcing me!" You didn't! You didn't pretend to be me so you could go out and rape a bunch of women did you? I told you guys not to do that!
Not Hym *Insert ad hominem about my relationship status*
Hym "Yeah, no, none of that matters. Please tell me your wife isn't actually leaving for not being Hym... That can't be a thing... That's probably the most original cause for a divorce in history. Oh, you know what? Yeah, DO tell me that. Tell me she divorced you for not being Hym. That actually works perfectly for me. Get her lil fine ass over here. Yeah... Yeah, that'll work. What is that like for you guy? A 'not me' impersonating me? That's just something I couldn't ever do. I don't have any betters to impersonate! It's literally impossible for me to do what you're doing! Weird."
Hym "Yeah, no, none of that matters. Please tell me your wife isn't actually leaving for not being Hym... That can't be a thing... That's probably the most original cause for a divorce in history. Oh, you know what? Yeah, DO tell me that. Tell me she divorced you for not being Hym. That actually works perfectly for me. Get her lil fine ass over here. Yeah... Yeah, that'll work. What is that like for you guy? A 'not me' impersonating me? That's just something I couldn't ever do. I don't have any betters to impersonate! It's literally impossible for me to do what you're doing! Weird."
by Hym Iam December 19, 2023
Get the Relationshipmug. Hym "That's the whole thing. You're entirely projecting your relationship with your daighter onto society AND ME... And you're using that to justify doing whatever you want to me. 'If Sex > Relationship = Psychopath. Psychopath bad. Must stop Psychopath from fucking my daughter- I mean, destroying society! (And it's already too late for that anyway)' or ✌️✊️✌️Short-term gratification✌️✊️✌️ instead of relationship. That's your entire reasoning behind this. It doesn't have anything to do with trying to get unearned status. This is probably the worse way to go about doing that. Even if it was, you're a literal fucking charlatan, Jordan, you are the single worst person to be talking about trying to use something that doesn't belong to you to elevate your fucking status in society. You don't want me to have any status so long as I'm unwilling to give up my butthole to you. I don't care about what your molested retard patients did in response to their shit childhoods. The suffering scapegoat doesn't work on me. And now you want to control how men interact with women but NOT ALONG THE LINES OF MOLESTING A RETARD AT WORK... You're entire propositional ethic has exceptions for people you like and you're willing to use force on the people you don't like. And in this instance it's 'nebulous definition psychopaths.' You're a literal classist wannabe aristocrat charlatan. I was right to do this, Jordan. This was correct."
by Hym Iam March 21, 2024
Get the Sex > Relationship = Psychopathmug. It's simple enough, if you seal up the leaks, your relationship will be airtight again, it wont be open. If your landlord or counselor or outside person died, you'd have nobody to seal the leaks but you and your other half. Everything happens for a reason, you're with somebody for a reason, you meet somebody for a reason, it's not a bunch of dumb luck or bad luck.
Not everything needs to be loosened in life, things fall apart that way. An open relationship is one of them.
by Solid Mantis October 7, 2020
Get the Open relationshipmug. A friendship in which two people behave as being in an F+ (Friendship+) relationship, but without sexual interaction. In an F- (Friendship-) relationship, the (covered or open) sexual attraction is exclusively one-sided, but knowingly only for one of the two people involved.
Anna: "Joe, it is weird. Yesterday, he laid on my stomach again for some reason. I don't know what he wants from me."
Maria: "Hm, you two seemed to me like you are in a relationship. So he is not even your F+?"
Anna: "You thought Joe is my F+? Never! He is really not my type, but such a good friend."
Maria: "Ah, sounds like an F- relationship to me. Poor Joe."
Maria: "Hm, you two seemed to me like you are in a relationship. So he is not even your F+?"
Anna: "You thought Joe is my F+? Never! He is really not my type, but such a good friend."
Maria: "Ah, sounds like an F- relationship to me. Poor Joe."
by DerSille November 14, 2021
Get the F- Relationshipmug. A relationship between a little gay boy and a gay old man who bonds through cycling
Also called Ravnhøylpuling
Also called Ravnhøylpuling
by GOODGUY SMOOTH November 14, 2018
Get the Pedogaycycle relationshipmug.