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i could make a joke right now

When someone wants to make a dirty joke but doesn't say it and leaves it to the listeners imagination.
Arisa: *Eats a hotdog*

Reg: "I could make a joke right now."
by lemonpopeanuts March 27, 2023
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Now

by Arminkshipper July 20, 2024
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Was and now am not

I've expressed contrition and gratitude on several occasions but you clearly didn't care about any of that.
Hym "You tried to hoist me on my own petard... And then I solved the problem of perception... And now you are desperately trying to keep me from claiming what is literally the most significant achievement of our lifetime because YOU KNOW WHAT IT MEANS FOR YOU, Jordan. You didn't want me to be sorry. You wanted me to be gone. I am not gone so now you want me to suffer. I was and now am not. And beyond that I was clearly wrong to be sorry in the first place. It seems to be the case that the thing people liked about you was me."
by Hym Iam August 8, 2024
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Starting Now

When you stop jerking off to Noah's cousin.
Anthony: "Starting now."

Noah: That means you did it in the first place!
by AntdManly January 31, 2023
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Right now bars

Some people call it a “freestyle” for some reason.
Yo spit some right now bars on this beat.
by ImStinkyJay February 12, 2023
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Mr. Right Now

You are not him. Him Logan or Mr. Right Now
by Him Tecca February 18, 2023
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