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Spanking the noodle

Spanking the noodle is an another term for masturbating or jacking off.
DAMN! "I just spanked my noodle Jimbo". Spanking the noodle is an another term for masturbating or jacking off.
by Spanking that September 9, 2016
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Skiggly Doodle Noodle

An usually flaccid & averagely sized wiener prone to flop in the wind of warm climates.
Josh's skiggly doodle noodle was cutely dancing, as if it were at a party in the warm summer breeze.
by Skiggly August 10, 2016
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Hamza's Noodle Arms

This is a definition to explain " hamza's noodle arms ".... lmao it's real because he is a young teenage boy who has noodle arms yet still works out, but that doesn't make sense because when u work out u gain muscles. Nope this condition is when u work out your really gaining noodles. This condition can't be treated.
I have hamza's noodle arms but i work out
by renza :) December 13, 2017
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International Send Noodles Day

April 18th is the day you send noodles to someone you feel comfortable with.

Some people you could send noodles to would be your, family, friends, colleagues, boyfriend, girlfriend, best friend, side hoe, or even someone you have a thing with.
Person 1: Happy International Send Noodles Day!

*sends noodles to Person 2*

Person 2: Awww, you made my day! Happy International Send Noodles Day to you too!

*sends noodles to Person 1*
by jjleavingonajetplane April 18, 2019
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Noodlehead

A gay person that enjoys yelling the word "daddy" at the top of his lungs.

This phrase started at a Drake concert when he called his dj a noodlehead for playing the wrong song.
YOU'RE A NOODLEHEAD SO CALL ME DADDY!!
by Samsuglyfatchode69 October 3, 2016
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noodledick

An object or person, usually in a videogame, that is extremely hard to hit; someone who jumps around while many people shoot at them.
Alex: I dont want to die!

Nick: Hold still you little noodledick!
by Jsims December 6, 2006
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