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Your Mom

The best answer to any possible question or comeback

Teacher: what is the square root of 69

Lil billy: the square root of me and your mom last night

Teacher: stop! that is enough!

Lil billy: that's not what your mom said last night!

Kid 1: hey you look like an ugly little faggot

Kid 2: you fuckin kidding me I look nothing like your mom
by lil savage fuck June 25, 2019
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the funniest thing in the whole entire world and the best comeback for everything
"hey what are you doing tn?"

respond with "Your MOM!!!!!!!!!!" #EPICGAMERMOMENT
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by cutegirl0612 October 29, 2019
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common joke. you might see your friends saying this..:/
person i: "do you know where the bag of groceries is?" person 2: "in your mother!!!"
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The word that describes how big the universe is. Is so fat that a black hole couldn't suck her in.
Ben - Yo, how big is the universe?
Alex - The size of your mom.
by TheBrödMan March 9, 2020
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Your mom is someone who i violated last and who sucks my cock don’t have a sister, you will in 9 months.
by Nexus the memer May 3, 2022
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