Steven Patrick Morrissey

A racist and (closeted) bisexual who wrote several surprisingly arousing songs in the eighties.

Person 1: "Steven Patrick Morrissey ruins The Smiths for me."
Person 2: "Separate artist from art!"

by titty69muncher August 19, 2024

Patrick Arnold

A guy who suggests a group sex scenario, then “accidentally” finishes before anyone else gets started.

We were just getting into it when this dude Patrick Arnold’d and passed out with a Capri Sun.

by XXXBenedictArnold August 7, 2025

Patrick

Patrick is the sexiest man alive. He has eyes like a forest. So warm and calming. Mhm. Your hands will tingle running them through his silky smooth chocolate colored hair. He has most the deepest, sexiest, and arousing voice alive, that’ll make your heart melt. He has the biggest dick ever. Crazy good at sports if you have a patrick your lucky ass fuck. Has a odd humor but is funny likes to hit u as a joke. very freaky and fine as hell

Get you a patrick

by Dis ass super fat May 3, 2024

Patrick Shwavy

1. When you do something so insanely embarrassing, that you wish you were never born (usually while drunk)

Yo bro, I was so Patrick Shwavy last night I accidentally confused a kid with cerebral palsy with a kid that died in a car accident. I never wanna drunk again

by Oreolas December 16, 2019

Patrick

That guy in my class everyone likes

1: Is that Patrick
2: Yeahhh

by It'smee. Me June 18, 2022

Patrick

A guy who used some 14 year old girl for sex

Ew don’t be Patrick

by nono:) May 3, 2018

Patrick

Someone who loves himself yet says he wants to die, awesome is their favorite word, eats to much candy and cookies that it becomes a problem, usually has curly hair and obsessed with ships that make no sense.

Wow Patrick feel better about yourself!

by Dxjfxxfxf November 13, 2017