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new yorker 

In the NYSDOC (Department of Corrections) a supposedly untapped, unadulterated full bag of dope (heroin) off the streets of New York City, usually costing $50-$100.
Yo I heard someone in the annex got new yorkers for a full commissary buy.
new yorker by W A K O May 13, 2009

New Yorker 

Somebody who is generally better than everybody else. We Cannot actually say the name of our state in the way its meant to be said. We generally dont like to socialize because we are to busy on our iphones with our headphones in. We like to ride cabs and subways and if your not from new york, your generally a douchebag. Not Kidding I'm actually a new yorker and i live in nyc and in Jersey. But seriously if you piss me off i will kick your ass.
New Jersey Devils Fan AKA DOUCHE: YO MY TEAM IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOURS EVEN THOUGH WE HAVE LESS STANLEY CUPS THAT YOU AND WE DIDNT EVEN MAKE IT TO THE PLAYOFFS THIS YEAR
Me (New Yorker): Yo Motha fucka imma bust a cap in yo ass dochebaaa lets go RIGHT HERE NOW!!
NJD Fan: No, i cant because in too busy working out, getting a spray tan and getting laid by ugly italian fatass bitchs
New Yorker by DevilsSUCKrangersFTW October 15, 2011

New Yorkers 

Pieces of shit that come every fall to piss you off with shitty driving and annoying accents.
"Hey Nate its fall lets go to new England and drive like apes"
"Hell yeah Richie"
"Oh no the New Yorkers are here"
New Yorkers by BBC Big black car January 14, 2021

True new Yorker

Someone who can give specific directions to the Statue of Liberty without ever being there them self.
He is a true New Yorker he just told me where the Statue of Liberty is and how to get there

new yorker 

a stuck up son of a bitch that think their city rules the damn world. Yall dumbasses dont even drive yer own damn trucks you take the subway or a taxi. That shit is unheard of in the south. yall call us MS folks rednecks well dont be surprised if you get killed by a man in a pickup truck with a shotgun and a hound dawg.
yall got the dumbest accent in the fuckin world damn new yorker
new yorker by Fuck yall yankees December 27, 2006

New Yorkendorks 

People who live in New York City and on the weekends travel to Connecticut to pick apples or visit small town antique shops and bring along their bratty kids that are rude and out of control. Rude city people that have no respect or manners and talk with that stupid accent.
New Yorkendorks New Yorkers dorks rude city dwellers