Metal Gear

It can't be

Metal gear it can't be

by Veiynoum2310 July 5, 2019

Groove metal

a genre of music which gives you an undesirable urge to headbang even tho it's in some sort of standard tuning (but not trash metal)

Hey bro, what genre is Cowboys From Hell?

It's groove metal idiot, didn't you notice your head flew off from headbanging?

by Headbanger3000 May 3, 2023

Nu-Metal

Nu-Metal (also called neo-metal, aggro-rock) is a subgenre of heavy metal. It evolved from alternative metal and eventually became it's own subgenre in the mid to late 90s. It includes many artists such as Korn, Slipknot and Disturbed in their first work, The Sickness (although, David Draiman has stated in an interview he felt it sounded more like reggae metal, similar to Skindred.) and lesser known bands such as Coal Chamber, Flaw and Sevendust. The genre itself receives unwarranted and unneeded bashing and criticism from say, thrashers and brutal death metalers, and then again from whiny teen fags that listen to one direction or whatever. They seem to forget that these artists were pioneers that came up with a new musical genre. What have your artists done? Recreated something done how many times? Nu-Metal is an excellent example of vocal and instrumental talent (excluding fred durst. He has no perceivable talent of which to speak, coming from a true nu-metal fan.) Its quite fun to listen to and it doesn't deserve the bashing and wrinkling of noses whenever its name is mentioned. I can guarantee that when you were you an angsty teen, you had a korn poster in your bedroom, or a copy of the slipknot debut in your room. The whole musical world respect Korn For ushering in a completely new genre, me personally, I think that that's worth something.

Gary: Did you listen to the korn self titled?
Sean: Yeah! I was headbangin in my sleep! Perfect example of nu-metal gone right!
Gary: don't listen to limp bizkit, they'll turn you right off of it. fred fuckin durst...
Sean: what a fuckin douchebag..

by clammyhxnds March 9, 2015

the metal touch

Some phrase some absolute plonker thought would be funny.
Fucking cringe.

Dave, dave, dave, I have the metal touch HAHAHAHAHAHA I am so funny my name is lucy and i have diarhoereaoaeaoa

by John McGummyBear May 7, 2021

Metal dick

A very hard and constant bone that won't go away

I have had a metal dick for the past few days! It's amazing!

by Metal dick man September 16, 2020

Crip Metal

Crip metal is any genre of metal (usually thrash, black metal, or metalcore) with Crip members or lyrics about being a Crip and doing Crip activities like smoking weed and killing bloods, other crips, or other gangs.
Some Crip metal bands aren't actually part of the gang, but instead like the aesthetic of Crips or gang music.

Person 1: "I just started my new Crip Metal band, we scream about killing bloods and shit"
Person 2: "nice cuh"

Person 1: "Did you hear that black metal band band name?"
Person 2: "nah man that shits Crip Metal"

by busaskue August 5, 2018

Piss Metal

Pissmetal is a specific genre of metal created in Amity Pennsylvania

It combines elements of Sludge Metal, Groove Metal, and sometimes Southern Rock. Pissmetal is typically loud and thrashy, often featuring screaming vocals, ripping bass guitar leads, groovy guitar solos, and sharply contrasted tempos. First made popular by the band Amity in Ashes who hail from Amity Pennsylvania, a small town south of Pittsburgh Pennsylvania.

Man I went to a show last night and my neck is killing me! They were playing piss metal all night, and I couldn't stop banging my head.

by Amity in Ashes July 12, 2017