Dairy Mouse

A dairy mouse is an individual who consumes an exorbitant amount of dairy products. Including but not limited to copious amounts of cheese, yoghurt and milk.

Well, it looks like we’re going to have to make another trip to the shop. It is apparent that a dairy mouse has been through our pantry, oh boy.

by Yeastmaker2000 July 29, 2024

Moist Mouse

The act of sticking a woodwind instrument up to your genitals and playing.

I walked in on Johnny giving Jaxon a moist mouse

by The Wyatt Fan Club August 12, 2024

mouse in a telescope

A tampon , prior to its normal use .

Do me a favour Sweetheart , dive into my handbag and bring me a mouse in a telescope , there’s a handful of them in there .
I thought I only needed a piss , but the monkeys nose is bleeding

by Napoleon BonerPart February 4, 2023

A Mouse Named Lori

someone who is abusive and hates women (Rafael)

“It’s okay a mouse named lori”

by strxwmochi February 12, 2023

micheal mouse

micky mouse but formally

micky? thats a name for a friend
and micheal mouse is no friend of mine

by keyboardsmashingsound February 15, 2023

The Mickey mouse club house

When you fantasize about getting fucked by Mickey mouse

"Last night I caught Tom looking at the Mickey mouse club house"
"I heard that Jeffrey dommer loves the Mickey mouse club house"

by anonymous February 16, 2023

Mouse

What Karen Smith is for Halloween.

I’m a mouse. Duh.

by DE WOILD IS YER ERSTER March 31, 2025