Smoking the moose

Doing something that is destined to fail or hopeless.

Derived from the story of Chris McCandless, specifically how he tried to smoke a moose in the freezing Alaskan wilderness.

Person 1: “Yo bro, I think I’m going to email Professor Williams and see if he’ll give me some extra credit so I can pass the class.”
Person 2: “Come on man, you’re averaging a 10 in his class. You’re smoking the moose.”

by Abceinstein July 23, 2025

chocolate moose tracks

When you leave shit covered, mushroom stamps across a girls back after fucking her in the ass.

After pounding her ass, I left some chocolate moose tracks on that bitch's back.

by DarkSilver June 2, 2014

Moose nostril

Vagina

Did you get any moose nostril last night?

by Jim Dong September 18, 2021

Moose Knuckle

Word used to warn workers that safety supervisor is on site.

Moose knuckle, put your safety glasses back on.

by Freckz December 9, 2020

Moose Factory

A place where people come to sleep around then cry to their ex after they get caught

She's from Moose Factory , bro. She'll be trying to bang your friend group within a week!

by daddychillstug November 30, 2022

moose apple

Manjina. The male Equivalent of a Moose Knuckle.

Used in the movie Thankskilling 3.

"Donnie thats a nice moose apple you have there."

by Donnie Mooseapple January 31, 2014

Moose Racing League

Full of slow people who crash alot (Exept from Bops) and also we need a Williams nerf

Moose Racing League? Is that the best f1 league ever made?

by NxM_Bops December 28, 2023