ex mom

When you can’t handle your mom and so you put her out of your life.

I have an ex mom

by Babygowild March 30, 2019

mom rocket

A minivan that drives at extreme speeds and very recklessly through traffic, usually with an overly-stressed middle-aged suburban-dwelling mother of 4 kids that's running late to her 2nd son's soccer practice

Mike - "Did you see that Ford Windstar bobbing and weaving through traffic?"
Dan - "Yeah man, that was like a mom rocket!"
AJ - "She must be late to her kid's soccer practice."

by BigRick2008 November 20, 2018

Alan's mom

A sexy person that makes you cream in your pants. She is the sexiest mom in the world.

I fucked Alan's mom last night

Must have been creamy!

by Mr. cream de la cream February 4, 2022

mom's bed

A magical place where ther is comfort and warmth. Sleep often comes easily here and it is always smelling of the most amazing woman in the world. mom

Brooooo I slept in my mom's bed last night and it was so warm!!! I slept like a rock!!!

by .+*Lady Amazing*+. January 25, 2018

mom bridezilla

Momozilla- when the mother of the bride turns into the bridezilla.

I didn't agree with my mom on wedding details, she called me a bridezilla, then flipped out over the cake, so I told her she was a, mom bridezilla, Momozilla!!

by chickey85 July 1, 2014

like a mom

Similar to like a boss but one level above. The ability to juggle multiple tasks while still keeping your cool.

Today I had to wipe asses, volunteer in the kindergarten classes, navigate the masses in Costco pulling one cart filled with kids and pushing another filled with groceries. Then i changed a shit diaper in van but I handled it like a mom.

by LikeaMom June 6, 2014

Your mom

Noun- someone who gets railed by my 10 footer all night long

Me: *unzips pants*
your mom: *melts into Niagara falls*
Me: you must like daddys noodling don't you?

by Spud.butt.69 July 13, 2021