not my monkey, not my circus

this phrase is used when friends or family are discussing other peoples drama and/or trying to get involved in said drama.

Mike: i can't believe that joe's wife is trying to break up their sons relationship with his girlfriend.
John: well, i hope they can work it out instead
Mike: i think we should call Mike and try to talk him out of this very bad decision, maybe we could help fix this situation

John: hey look dude, its not my monkey, not my circus. I'm not getting involved in that shitshow domestic problem

by WSDC March 5, 2017

Trash-Monkey

Iron Cobra 40 oz. + Sparks Energy Drink = Trash Monkey
Alcoholic combo drink. This drink is based on a brass monkey but has been modified into a better tasting combo. First, buy a forty oz. of Iron Cobra, or any other malt liquor, also purchase a Sparks alcoholic energy drink. Next, open the forty and drink it to the lable. Following this, open your Sparks and at an angle dump the contents of the Sparks into your forty. After all of the Sparks has made it into the forty, put the cap back on give it a flip and procede to drink.

Man, that Trash-Monkey I drank last night kicked my ass.

by Nicholas Q. August 7, 2007

Beating the monkey

Pleasuring one's self near the groin area.

"I found a picture of my ex-girlfriend nude and my mother caught me beating the monkey."

by yungmunch February 12, 2010

butt-monkey

One who clings to the butt of another as a monkey clings to a tree, a butt-kisser.

I can't beleive you bought a birthday present for your boss, you are such a butt-monkey.

by Phantom004 September 17, 2005

mud monkey

Feces. Made famous by a hilarious episode of South Park where (SPOILER!) Stan makes a dookie in the school's urinal and is punished for it

He dropped a mud monkey right on the bathroom floor at school, and the janitor had to clean it up.

by vive cuervo February 7, 2009

monkey's birthday

A day characterized by rain and sun at the same time.

It's raining and it's sunny out...it must be a monkey's birthday!

by Joshua Rubin December 14, 2008

monkey dump

Taking a random shit in someone's house during a party.

I was cleaning up after the party last night and someone took a monkey dump in my living room.

by Harper Bellows March 22, 2003