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National Abby sends Michael nudes day

A day where it is mandatory for Michael to receive nudes or else he will die of hornyness.
Michael it is National Abby sends Michael nudes day so,I’m going to give you nudes today because I don’t want you to die
by Jdidkfjdshhdufjfjdjdd April 24, 2020
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Hop on Michael’s Zombies.

The term “Hop on Michael’s Zombies” is a way of asking a person if they want to partake in having rough sloppy anal sex, and sloppy messy blowjobs.
Person 1: Hey wanna Hop on Michael’s Zombies.

Person 2: Hell yeah bro
by she_themtitties November 7, 2023
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Mr. Michael Sobek

The hottest teacher in some people's opinion
Mr. Michael Sobek is not even my teacher and he is so hot that I want him to pound me. My favorite part is his butt.
by Don't get me in trouble June 30, 2019
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Damn it, Michael!

A generalized exclamation of frustration. Used when laying blame for the sake of blaming.
Friend #1: "It is super cold outside!"
Friend #2: "Damn it, Michael!"
Friend #1: "Indeed!"
by Ch3wyFudgemz December 2, 2020
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michael jackson

the king of pop. He is also a member of the rock and roll hall of fame.
michael jackson is the king of pop, he is your favorite singers favorite singer.
by hey guys hey guys July 30, 2009
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michael moore

A director who happens to be hated by man douchebags out there.

All of you who hate him can go back to eating chips off of your chest and jacking off. He doesn't give two fucks about what you dip shits say. Sorry, but George Bush is a fag who couldn't lead his way out of a fucking paper bag.
kid #1: Jeez man, Michael Moore is such a fat ass!

kid #2: Uh, so?

kid #1: Well, I don't agree with his opinions so I'm gonna call him fat and gay because I'm cool and talk really tough on the keyboard. But, I can't fight for shit in real life and have no balls whatsoever. FUCK THE HATERS MAN!

kid #2: But, you're fat.

kid #1: Huh?
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Michael Jackson

King of pop, highly talented entertainer. An artist who has sold more records worldwide than anyone else in history. Found not guilty of child molestation charges on June 13th 2005. Best singer/dancer of our generation, and maybe even the whole 20th and 21st centuries
Damn did you see Michael Jackson moonwalking? That ish was hot as hell!

"Yo I was blazin Billie Jean last night, that ish is still tight"
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