The drill method

When you take a shit and the poo gets in your ass hair and you go into the shower and clean it out by using your hand in drilling motion

I used the drill method on my butt hairs

by TheDrillMethod April 8, 2025

The Sunday Method

doing a huge assignment or all your work on the last day before the due date.

Hey, are you done the assignment?

No, I'm going to do the Sunday method.

by bruddapilot April 14, 2025

Slick Tone Method

When you are smooth with words, convincing but deceptive, top notch delivery but insincere

Cardi is so over Set no Slick Tone Method from Set will do

by Oz Amiri April 20, 2025

Frank ocean method

When guys listen to Frank Ocean for the sake of attracting women.

"why are you trying to use the Frank Ocean Method, shit got patched already"

by PhilosopherRinoku May 3, 2025

Faucied or Fauci Scientific Method

Faucied or the Fauci Scientific Method is to de-platform, de-fund, remove, suppress or silence dissenting perspectives that deviate from the official narrative.

My research findings that cigarettes cause cancer were faucied or Fauci Scientific Method was applied and were suppressed from the journal. Her research grant application is subject to the Fauci Scientific Method and can be de-funded or removed at any time. My Twitter account was Faucied and is now de-platformed due to my controversial tweets.

by TruthTeller48105 May 10, 2025

The Aila Kross Method

When you masturbate in order to induce sleeping

I couldn't sleep last night, so I used the Aila Kross Method and went right to bed!

by ThecultistEXE May 27, 2025

Sunnah date method

A tried and proven method that allows one to stay bricked and maintain their erection for a very long time. It involves taking a date, preferably a medjool date, and splitting it in half. You then proceed to take a small piece of cheese and put in inside the date. Lastly, take a good quality bottle of raw honey and drizzle the date to your heart's content.

In the holy Quran, Surah An-Nahl verses 69-70 mentions honey's medicinal properties. Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) reportedly said, "Honey is a remedy for every illness, and the Quran is a remedy for all illness of the mind, so I recommend to you both remedies, the Quran and honey." Dates are mentioned in several chapters of the Quran, including Surah Maryam. In Surah Maryam, verse 25, Allah (SWT) provides Maryam (peace be upon her) with fresh dates during her pregnancy: "Shake the trunk of the palm toward you and fresh, ripe dates will drop down onto you." Dates are also described as one of the blessings found in Paradise. The date palm tree is mentioned in Surah Al-Raad, verse 4, highlighting its excellence as a source of sustenance. The Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) broke his fast with dates. He also mentioned that a house without dates is in a state of hunger.

Non believer: "Hey Saad, me and my girlfriend are trying to get pregnant but I can't stay hard?"
Saad: "Bro you got to try the Sunnah date method. That shit got me on brickmode 24/7"

Shakeeb: The Sunnah date method has allowed me to get my girlfriend pregnant on the first try. She is due in 2 months.

by bunbun24 June 19, 2025