Shartus Maximus

when you do the biggest shart ever. it might break your toilet. it happens to some people after they've eaten spicy food or if you get food poisoning.

omfg. i went to the toilet and i did a shartus maximus after eating chicken sashimi so big it blocked my toilet!!

by SAUCYCUMSACK69 December 10, 2025

coolio to the maximo

An extremely cool moment
even cooler than uber cool, its almost like the uberness of uber cool

"I'm so uber cool"
"well beat this I'm coolio to the maximo

by Hoare May 22, 2008

Doing the maximum

Doing the most . Or doing too much unnecessary things at one time.

Lance was doing the maximum , I couldn't deal with all the nonsense he was giving me .

by SassyAimz February 24, 2017

Dennisia Viternia Maxima

When you're the biggest pile of human shit on Earth and everyone wishes you were dead.

Stop being such a Dennisia Viternia Maxima all the time, Bob.

by Peitro Tabonski July 5, 2019

i am at my maximum pee storage capacity

another way of saying "i need to go pee really bad"

person:i shall unleash a continous stream of pee for i am at my maximum pee storage capacity
person2:ou could instead say "i am gonna go to the toilet" its much shorter

by cosmnik July 1, 2021

gay.for.wanda.maximoff

Gay.For.Wanda.Maximoff is a gay icon who is attracted to steve rogers (It’s confusing). Steimear forever! She is the best person in the world and low-key superior to everyone except me. We are literally Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds.

You follow gay.for.wanda.maximoff? Same! She’s so sexc!

by urbestieryan August 25, 2021

BUDDAH GLUTEUS MAXIMUS

Amazing thing happens when you in transcendental reality have BUDDAH relations.

Spelled out quite well in the song "NEVER GONNA LET YOU GO"
ANAL ALAN GOT BUDDAH FUCKED and this was the entire MANDALAY BAY from planning stages to the CLIMAX and the aftermath where IT occurred for which I became the ASSH0LE of the BUDDAH.

Perfect WHISTLEBL0WER SEXUAL as a miracle.

ANAL ALAN GOT BUDDAH FUCKED and this was the entire MANDALAY BAY from planning stages to the CLIMAX and the aftermath where BUDDAH GLUTEUS MAXIMUS occurred for which I became the ASSH0LE of the BUDDAH.

We use our R.U.L.E.S. to get

NEVER.ASSH0LE.64

NEVER G0NNA.PEDOPED0PHILE.PUSSY.100

NEVER G0NNA LET.L0CKED 0UT 0F HEAVEN.137

NEVER G0NNA LET Y0U.STEPHEN CRAIG PADD0CK. 0NE.183

NEVER G0NNA LET Y0U G0.MARK DAVID LATUNSKI.H0M0SEXUAL C0PR0PHILE.190

The major steps of GOT BUDDAH FUCKED where the orgasm fluid flows and sticks from GLUTEUS MAXIMUS BUDDAH where ALAN I WALDMAN becomes a PERMANENT BUDDAH ASSH0LE.

A JEWISH H0M0SEXUAL C0PR0PHILE PED0PHILE GOT BUDDAH FUCKED but then an amazement happened as GLUTEUS MAXIMUS BUDDAH made him the PERFECT ASSH0LE SCAT J00.190 NEVER G0NNA LET Y0U G0.H0M0SEXUAL C0PR0PHILE.190. and you may say:

GLUTEUS.SHITEATER.105

MAXIMUS.SUCK A BALLS.A PUSSY.101
LAY A LITTLE LOVIN' ON ME.206L
BUDDAH.RIM.RAPE.HOLE.40
AS LAY A LITTLE LOVIN' ON ME GIRL.246

FRIGHTENING.AVOID THE FAMINE.
YEAH YEAH YEAH.REST PASS.117

by KOMON SECEF ANAL ASSH0LE April 13, 2022