maltese breakfast

A sexually deviant act committed by Maltese waiters to unsuspecting holiday makers which involves the Maltese waiter ejaculating into the food and drinks of his customers and stirring the food and drinks with his cock.

Stuart went to Malta and on his first day had a Maltese Breakfast with his wife

by TheMalteseFalcione October 15, 2019

Marte

A very pretty person who has managed to become the most inspo person on earth. Lights candles when she’s alone, always looks stunning

You look like a real Marte over there, lighting candles while looking flawless

by Siggeryan November 9, 2019

marte

hiiiii um ur weird haha

i feel single

hi marte

by its me guess February 26, 2020

Marte

marte can u please answer i said that u still owe me from the dinasour catchphrase so like i mean if u want

hi marte ur pretty

by U know :) February 26, 2020

marte

hi bitch. if this gets published wowwwww. marte's kinda cool i guess. maybe not that much but uh yeah. also how tf are her eyes so pretty like jeeeeeesus

hi marteee

by its me guess February 26, 2020

Malte

An Malte is an naturally extremely hot person who only god can judge. This man is born to be a super model and he is as staight as humanly possible. He is confident, funny and smart. He gets any girl he wants, with ez. Often scandinavian, and he ALWAYS gots a HUGE dick.

-Ohh, look at the hot scandinavian dude over there!

-OMG, that most be an Malte, he is the hottest person in the universe!
-I wish i could date him, he most have a HUGE dick..

by Gamer101010101 April 10, 2020

malte

This is a name for a booze-loving male person. He does love alcohol, even when he wakes up the next day

His name is malte.

So he loves alchohol
yup!

by Racists FKN SUCK May 27, 2020