Upside-down martini

When the person on top during 69 halfway let’s poop out of their asshole and touches the nose of the other person and sucks it back into their anal cavity.

Man, last night I got with Jessica and she gave me an upside-down martini!

by JordanThrash February 5, 2022

to pull a Martin on someone

The act of promising a prompt reaction or resolution in the context of a problem to someone without actually being willing to fulfil the said promise without receiving reminders about it.

- Have you received feedback on your thesis already?
- No, the professor pulled a Martin on me again; I guess I will need to email them again about it...
- Wow dude, condolences, I know that feeling; it is not a nice move to pull a Martin on someone

by few-factorials April 25, 2022

chad efford martin

The driver who has a bbc

Chad efford martin has a bbc

by Wombo2121 April 4, 2023

Maria De los Angeles Martinez

Maria De los Angeles Martinez is an AMAZING WOMAN IN YOUR LIFE! Whenever your around her, you know you'll have a good time. Shes fun, charismatic, and loving! When you have a Maria De los Angeles Martinez in your life, take good care of her!

Boy #1:Dayum... you know Maria,
Boy#2: Which one?
Boy#1: Maria De los Angeles Martinez.
Boy#2 Oh yeah she hella fine!
Boy#1: Frfr

by welovekianoreeves June 11, 2023

2 olives short of a martini

A situation where a man's testicles are gone. Said by Uncle Phil to Will in Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Season 3, Episode 12.

He got shot down there, so now he's 2 olives short of a martini if you know what I mean.

by TheIndianSavage November 16, 2021

Martika (tika)

A girl that can't survive without holding mommy's hand and lives off the support checks she gets from her baby daddies...destined to bring multiple children into the world, by multiple dads with the help of mommy's manipulation to cause trouble for anyone that try to intervene. if it doesn't work through mom's doing she will turn to older brother's and sisters to aide in her lies in order to get her way..... includesmoving into the home of any man she dates (gets pregnant quickly) and waits for her chance to find a good time to make an excuse to dump him....staying with fake "i love you"s

Damn, that Martika (tika) can't get out from under her momma's skirt....now she gotta get her other siblings involved to cover her ass when her man finds out about her lies...... how many support checks could one girl really need?

by free_at_last July 9, 2010

Martik

A martik is either someone black or very good at call of duty (especially mw2)

Damn that guys black
Yea he's a martik

Oh damn you good at this game you must be a martik
Martik: why yes i am

by King_of_can June 22, 2010