Mad Valley

someone, (typically a female), who is incredibly attractive or hot.

bro, trixie, fine as hell. shawty mad valley

by daddymatty March 29, 2020

Mad Beatdown

A token or offering of your friendship to someone you don't know and vice-versa.

Hey man, do you want a mad beatdown?

No, what the hell's your problem?

by pseudonym696969696969696969 February 14, 2009

Mad Slob

The biggest slob of all slobs. A girl who will have sex with many, many partners, often receiving a facial at the end. Sometimes she might let your whole frat gangbang her like the little slut that she is.

me-Yo, my boy just broke up with his girl and now shes already banged 3 guys this week.

Ry- She's a mad slob yo.

by big sandk March 31, 2009

Mads Kirkmand

An individual commonly seen performing strange or weird actions.

Billy: "Hey Mads Kirkmand what are you doing?"

Mads Kirkmand: "I'm just looking and masturbating to 9/11 Memes!"

Billy: "I see. Carry on with your day!"

by Filthy_John May 25, 2018

Barber madness

When you invite friends to comfort you when your letting your mom cut your hair. And then sit alone in your bathroom getting a hair cut while one of your friends write a urban dictionary about the situation. The other friends come and go to the bath room but mostly vibes WITHOUT you in the living room.

POV: The key to a good urban dictionary is bad grammar.

My name is Massmord and i like Barber madness

by Filo da puta March 20, 2021

mad fag

very, extremely gay. if your name is Landon then you definitely have mad fag.

Ex: wow, Landon is so mad fag, he sux dicks.

by crustycroissant October 8, 2018

Mad Tree

Big, hard penile erection.

I woke up this morning with mad tree.. That bitch gives me mad tree.

by AndyMcnastyyy February 14, 2021