Macintosh Sleeping Sickness

A condition exhibited by many Apple laptops whereby the machine will not wake up or go to sleep properly. The condition can be caused by either hardware or software errors.

My Apple computer must have been bitten by a Tsetse fly, because it's caught the Macintosh Sleeping Sickness.

by Can't Compete with Tablet April 13, 2009

Macintosh

A branded, overpriced PC for self-absorbed children.

I feel like paying triple the price for half the performance in my new computer. Also, I can barely operate one. Guess I'll get a Macintosh!

by Shittyhorse October 8, 2011

The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine

A nickname for your anus

I'm always mindfucked by The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine

by MrFistyoSister January 28, 2018

Get the fuck out of my machine

When you're highly gnarked and pissed off that some hacker's being a dipshit and is maliciously nosing around your pc/apple

"Get the fuck out of my machine" - "you're a nosey fucking asshole"
Go and find another portal to eschew.

by The Mama with the Quan January 11, 2009

Machine Gun Kelly

Thinks he's better than Eminem Already has white hair. Won't do shit offline. Really short.

"Machine Gun Kelly really sucks."
"I know he can't even rap a present."

by sfgheudnelb November 18, 2019

mackin

romantic play activity that includes kissing and loving caress.

Hey sugar, lets go do some mackin at my crib. But first I gots to give a shout out to my peeps.

by mack stud June 28, 2002

coke machine on legs

Incredibly large person

Kristy is a coke machine on legs

by Peter Doobes June 20, 2006